celeste

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ibuki: miu

miu: ibuki

ibuki and miu: *smirks*

celeste: im lost are we like doing something or-

ibuki: shhh shh sh sh shhh

celeste: um

miu: shhhh

ibuki: we shall now begin

miu: well said

celeste:...

miu: *picks up celeste*

celeste: get the fuck off me or i will steal your toenails

ibuki: *puts finger against celeste's mouth* shhh

celeste: i hate you

*couple minutes of celeste yelling and trying to escape*

celeste: WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN THE WOODS

miu: this is where we start are new civilization

celeste:...

celeste: excus-

ibuki: we will create a city *starting to tear up* a whole goddamn city and live happily

celeste: so im here... why?

miu: you will help us create this wonderful dream!

ibuki: yes, YES! THIS WILL BE GREAT! *demonic laughing*

celeste: wait- im here.. because... yall wanted to play in the woods

miu: play? OHOHOHO have you got it so very wrong

celeste: why are you all acting like gundham-

ibuki: you a just our first sacrifice

ibuki: WE WILL GATHER EVERYBODY AND FORCE THEM TO LIVE IN THE HELL HOLE THAT WE WILL SOON CREATE SO WE CAN USE THEM AS PUPPETS ON A STRING!

ibuki and miu: MWHAGHGSHAHAHAHA

celeste:*doesnt give a shit* can i go now

miu: no never

miu:*puts celeste down*

miu: this area... this area right here will be the dollar store

celeste:*runs away* *calls kirigiri*

HELP ME

...

IM IN THE WOODS IBUKI AND MIU ARE KIDNAPPING ME

...

IM NOT JOKING PLE-

celeste: wow, just gonna hang up on me

ibuki: *eviiiill laughing*

miu: YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN FROM US? HAHAHAHA DONT MAKE ME LAUGH

ibuki: throws a smoke grenade

celeste: shit getting real i better go

*gundham appears in the smoke*

gundham: AHAHAHA HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DARK SERVANTS? CREATED BY

G U N D H A M T A N A K A

HIMSELF

gundham: GO MY 4 DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION

celeste: i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters i hate hamsters

*Genocide syo pulls up in a hot pink car*

syo: BAHAHHHAAH GET IN

celeste: *in her thoughts* just dont question it

syo: *sneezes*

toko: whats goi


I- AHGDJAGDJG THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT 🧎‍♀️🏌️‍♀️

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