(ibuki doesn't speak in third person, for some reason i struggle writing characters when they speak like that)
Celeste: Hello
Ibuki: Hi everybody
Miu: Sup hoes
Celeste: I found this*holds out a low quality lie detector*
Ibuki: hell yes
Miu: lets fuckin do it
Celeste: ok... Ibuki- who is you crush
miu: thats such a weak ass question she's dat-
celeste: shutthefuckupimspeaking
miu:...
ibuki-Mikan of course weve been dating...*confused yet disappointed tone* celeste you new this-
*bzzz*
miu: *gasp* i b u k i.. explain yourself
celeste: yes i need an explanation
ibuki: Mikan is the love of my life and i will love her till the day i die
*bzzz*
miu: I B U K I !
celeste:👀
ibuki: i dont like mikan i lov-
*ding*
celeste and miu:*aggressive laughing*
ibuki: I love a lot of things but this lie detector... this is-
miu: my turn!
miu: Celeste, where did your tits go*wheezes*
ibuki:*dies*
celeste:ⁱ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵘʳⁿ ʸᵒᵘ
miu: what? i cant really hear you
celeste: i will burn you ♥
miu: Oh shit-
ibuki: haha she's just kidding
celeste:*pulls out lighter* bitch please
ibuki: *slowly takes the lighter from celeste's hand* ahem.. Miu
ibuki: who is your least favorite person
miu: *laughs* cele- *laughs again* Celestia- *Dies*
*ding*
celeste:*yells at miu*
miu: *yells at her back*
celeste and miu:*screeching at eachother*
ibuki: cmon guys were all friends here...
miu: *pushes celeste*
ibuki: oh shit-
celeste: *gasp*SHE FUCKING PUSHED ME
ibuki: wHy aRE YoU LoOkiNg AT mE
ibuki: we all know i cant do crap in this situation. You guys know that, right?
miu: YOU YELLED AT ME BITCH
celeste: YES I DID YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE
miu: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE
celeste: YA DID I STUTTER
ibuki: *cries*
*the gods of lesbians, tenko and mahiru, walk through the door like queens*
mahiru:*slaps celeste with ✨wisdom✨*
tenko: *b0nks miu in the head*
*the gods of lesbians walk out the door like queens*
ibuki: *quietly sobbing* are you all ᴅᴏɴᴇ?
celeste:*holds out hand to miu* fuck you
miu:*shakes her hand* fuck you too
celeste and miu at the same time: yes were done
ibuki: jeez
ibuki: im never doing the lie detector again, you damaged me...
