Alice: How much money do you have?
Bendy: 69 cents!
Ink Alice: you know what that means!!
Ink Bendy: he doesn't have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Bendy: nUuuUuUU-
Sammy: wtf- HENRY-!
Henry: *from somewhere else* WHAT?!
Sammy: BENDY WANTS CHICKEN NUGGETS AND IM PRETTY SURE THE OTHERS DO TOO!
Henry: OKAY- ILL GET THEM CHICKEN NUGGETS-
The ink creatures: YEEEE!
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Bendy: BORIS IS THAT A WEED?!
Boris: no it's a crayon-
Bendy: IM CALLING THE POLICE! *types 911 into the microwave*
Microwave: 9-1-1 what's you're emergency-
Boris: I-
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Linda (1): Daddy?
Joey: do I lOoK lIke YoUr dAd-
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Joey: what did yall get for number 12?
Grant: I got 18.
Sammy: I got 9.5
Norman: I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason-
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Marvin: Anti did you know that Jesus loves you?
Anti: he does? JESUS?!
Dark: yes?
Anti: do you love me?
Dark: no. I hate you.
Anti: *smacc a confused Marvin*
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Susie: Boris do you want some? *hands Boris an empty soup can*
Boris: this bitch empty- *throws it* YEET!
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-this is based off the game-
Henry: *meeting Inky Sammy* AA!
Henry: *meeting ink Alice* AAA!
Henry: *meeting ink Bendy* AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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-while in school-
Some kid: *taking a picture of two other kids* can you say-
Joey: *zooms past* IMMA GIRAFFE!!
Henry: *on the floor laughing*
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Sammy: throw me my keys.
-a printer falls, lands and breaks next to him-
Sammy: I said keys-
Bendy: I thought you said printer.
Sammy: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SAY PRINTER-?!
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Alice: Boris what do you want to eat?
Ink Bendy: the souls of the innocent-
Boris: bacon soup.
Ink Bendy: nooooo!
Boris: two bacon soups-
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Henry: I saw you hanging out with Rebecca yesterday!!
Sammy: 'Rebecca?' Henry its probably not what you think-
