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Shawn: there more cake-y than pan-y. Because they're not flat.
Grant: wtf-
Shawn: hah.
(This is about pancakes. Also happy pancake day!!)
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Joey: *doing a presentation in high-school* On the next topic- *looks at the screen* oh- where is it??
Henry: *laughing so hard bc he turned the projector off*
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Bendy: *standing on a Bench* this must be how God feels.
Dark: it is. I can confirm.
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Jack: Yes Shawn. More relevant than Margaret Thatcher!
Shawn: NO WAY!!
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Thomas: Shawn, lets recap what the last few words that came put of your mouth were.
Shawn: .....
Thomas: Cancer. Margaret Thatcher and Dickhead.
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Linda: what is the term used to mean the use of violence to intimidate?
Sammy: Henry Stein
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Ink Alice: Cannibalism thats what I'd say.
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The teacher: *goes over to Henry and Joey* ....Why have you drawn a foetus on your whiteboard??
Henry: *shrugs*
Joey: :)
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Male Karen: hippity, hoppity. Women are property.
Susie: *punches him*
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Sammy: the French president, Joseph Stalin.
Thomas: .....????
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Boris: imagine if the Queen, oh wait she's dead, imagine if the king-
Tom: *blinks in tf*
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Sammy: you know whats not commonly sang about?!
Ink Bendy: *looks at him*
Sammy: Otters!!!
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History teacher: stab a child. See if he dies.
Henry and Joey: *laughing hard*
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Grant: *rings Shawn* this is West Yorkshire police. Shut the fuck up!!
Shawn: 0-0
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Thomas Jr: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND STROKING ME WITH LEAVES?!
Linda: *shrugs and rubs a leaf on his face*
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Tayln: turns out he was a nonce.
Michael: same.
Tayln: ..... 'hes not even listening--'
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Bertrum: Moral Shmoral I've got about seven minecraft girlfriends.
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Bendy: DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE EARS??
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Sammy: Henry isn't a snack hes an appetiser.
Henry: *hits him*
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Shawn: mum jeans, channeling my inner milf.
Jack: ..... *looks at Boris*
Boris: *shrugs*
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Linda: *walks in*
Lacie: oh my god its a child.
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Tayln: if I had a coin for everytime I witnessed and orgy, I'd have two coins. Which isn't a lot but its weird that its happened twice.
Henry Emily: tf have you witnessed walking home?!
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