y'all only here for the good quality content, so here's what furbies the avengers would have
Natasha would have the Bejewelled Furby, it's the rarest one ever. Only 5 were made, and 2 were sold, and those cost $100,000 EACH. She was on a mission one day and the target happened to be a Furby fanatic, so she took the rarest one. She named it Beautiful Bitch just cuz I think its funny and now when anyone asks her, "oh whats that" she can say "beautiful bitch 😌💅".
Steve would have the special edition 1999 patriotic Furby because some fan gave it to him as a joke, but he named it Uncle Sam because of course he fucking did.
Tony would have one of the creepy-ass Shelby toys AND a clown baby Furby, and both can shoot lasers because he was bored one night and thought it was a good idea. He got the Shelby from a vintage store, and the clown Furby was delivered to the wrong house on eBay, but he kept it anyway because it creeped him out. Morgan named the clown Furby Chester and the Shelby Slyvester.
Peter would have the unreleased Rasberry Swirl from generation 9. He and Ned were at the secondhand store where he gets his computer parts when he saw it, and Ned convinced him to buy it because I headcanon Ned as a Furby nerd because literally look at him, that's the way out there trivia shit he would know. They named it Spider-Furb and it lives on Peter's windowsill, so the first time Aunt May saw it she screamed.
Bucky would have a Furby too, he got his from the dumpster because it has heterochromia and someone threw it out. He named it Alphine and Sam gave him so much shit for it when he found out. It's a Champagne Furby from generation 6, 1998.
Sam got his from Riley (I headcanon them as married, so that's how I'll refer to them btw), because yes Riley had one second of screen time but I already made up a personality for him ok I know I have a problem. ANYWAY Riley was a huge nerd and had like 6 furbies, but he was really proud of his special Valentines Day Furby from 2000, which has this adorable poem on the tag and the box:
Furby has a big, big heart,And never wants to beapart from all the peopleFurby loves so much.Furby especially wantsto keep in touch.
Furby shows his love in every wayAnd always on Valentine's day.Furby sends cards, flowers,and candies galore,To say "I Love You" and so much more.
It is a day to "noh-lah" (dance) and"wee-tee" (sing),And with that special someonebe very happy.To make paper hearts of red and lace,And plans to meetat a favorite place.
February 14th,that day of "may-may" (love)is wonderful andit's coming your way.So, prepare to say that special line,"Will you be my Valentine?"
Like omg wtf that's so cute- Anyway Riley gave that furby to him on their anniversary and he's kept it ever since ;-; BRO WHY AM I MAKING MYSELF SAD HE'S MENTIONED IN LIKE ONE LINE-
oof that's all I can think of time to go watch tommys lore stream
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