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Every person is special on their own way that makes them all equal.
But every life they live in will never be equal.
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"Until now you Still follow your his orders huh?"
"Once a puppet, always a puppet"
"Why won't we change that?"...
I woke up due to my nightmare "I guess I woke earlier than my alarm this time," I suddenly heard my phone ring. I looked at it and saw who it was 'really? What now? It's like 6 in the f*cking morning' I picked it up and I heard someone yelling.
"Y/n-san!!! Help me!! Dazai-san has gone crazy!!" Shrieked the waretiger Atsushi I sighed and replied
"what did Dazai do this time?" "HE ATE POISON MUSHROOMS!!!" He yelled and I heard the idiot yelling
"Oh really? Good for him. There you have it, he got his ticket to the afterlife" I replied while I brushed my teeth.
"I DON'T THINK THAT WILL HELP ME!!!" He yelled "MOSHI MOSH!!! Y/N-CHAAAN!! COME WITH ME TO THE AFTERLIFE ITS SO GOOD!!" Dazai stole the phone I guess
"You idiot, you ate the wrong mushrooms" I sighed "EXACT-" "you ate Hallucination Mushrooms not poison" I cut him off
"Ehh!?" "Cause if you did ate poison you wouldn't be acting like a total dumb*ss and just be laying down like a dead fish" I explained as I heard 'oh' from him.
"So where can I find poisono-" "I'll talk later I'll be taking a shower" I cut him off and hanged up. 'he sure is a handful one, how do people even handle him' I mentally facepalmed and took a shower.
I quickly changed my clothes and ate ramen for breakfast then quickly head to the headquarters of the agency.
As I got inside, I got instant regret seeing the chaos.
Dazai was strangling Atsushi while Kunikida was scolding him.
I quickly closed the door and decided to go on with life.
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I went to Rampo-san's office A.K.A my favorite room because it has all the snacks in the building,
Knowing Rampo, he'd 100% be having it as a collection.
"Ohayo Rampo-san" I greeted as I went inside of his office
"ohayo!" He muffled his words since he was eating,
he raised his hand with macaroons and offers me some and of course, I gracefully accepted and ate it as if I was a titan.
"Careful you might choke" he offered me water as I drank it "thanks" I took a seat
