Unequal life || bsd x assassination classroom crossover || K. Akabane

//Q//

Third person's POV

"Pfft-" Osamu chuckled

'what? He's laughing!?' the blonde girl of the port mafia thought.

'is there a reason to laugh right now Osamu? I envy your ability to even laugh at everything including your own trauma' Y/n thought as she looked at the male with eyes itching to strangle him

"Oh my! That's a seriously tempting offer! I'm overjoyed!" Osamu cheered, putting his left hand to his face dramatically as if he was one of the casts of a theatre musical.

"Once I'm done with this bullsh*t of that pedo I'll try to find a beautiful woman that is very willing to die" Y/n said making her brother look at her with bright eyes.

"I have read through both of your records." Higuchi said catching the siblings' attention "your methods.. your sadistic ways of hollowing out your enemies' heart" she continues as Y/n slightly took interest hearing praise from her.

"Your bloods.. are black. Mafia black. More so than anyone else's in the country" she said as the atmosphere fell silent

"And?" Y/n spoke up

"And what?" Higuchi replies, trying to read the girl's expression

"That's it? Really? If you're going to try and convince us to join the mafia again you could've thought of another way to lure us." The younger sister of Osamu said as she rolled her eyes

"Plus I didn't get enough praise, you know? It's always the two of us, why not only me?" She dramatically added as she put up a hand to her chest acting hurt and offended.

"True though, that wasn't even near tempting. See, sadism is just a process of doing things. It's boring" The older Dazai said as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms

"and people change! Even Gin-chan over here.. she used to be a frail and cute little girl, you know?" He added with a tone of complaint as he measured the height of a child with his hand.

The exact time he called Gin a 'she' a certain someone was shocked and swiftly looked at the said girl with shock

"Please.. refrain from changing the subject.." the black haired girl said with a soft and calming voice as she acted awkwardly and shy

'She's a girl!? And her voice is soft too..' Higuchi thought as she still looked at the black haired girl with an expression mixed with shock and enlightenment.

"Still, it's bugging me to no end. Why would Mori-san, the embodiment of logic itself, horse around and waste manpower over here?" Osamu said changing the subject with a hint of sarcasm in his voice as he rests both of his arms behind his head.

"This is no Horseplay, we are here for the sake of both of you's protection" Higuchi answers

"Really? Protection? How kind of him to do that, are you sure Mori-san's your boss?" Y/n said yawning with a sarcastic tone as she stretches her right arm

"Now now, Y/n. You say that as if he doesn't have any of the slightest part of kindness within him" Osamu says as he chuckled at his sister's statement

"The boss.. has released "Q" from his confinement" Higuchi suddenly said, getting a shocked look on the older Dazai's face and another yawn from the younger Dazai.

"As if he'd do that" Osamu said

"Q doesn't differentiate between friends and foes. He's just a demented ability user that destroys every living thing in his wake" he added with a normal tone of voice but with a hint of worry