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1. "Rap" Battle

Sorrel: *looks at microphone then at Daiko* You ready?

Daiko: *nods* You're on, Sorrel. I'm the fastest when it comes to this.

Sorrel: We'll see about that.

[Music]

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Go!

Sorrel: D-

Daiko: Done!

[Record scratch]

Sorrel: Huh? What do you...

Daiko: *holds up wrapped present* Happy birthday bro!

Sorrel: You idio— *sighs as he chuckles a bit* Thanks, this was the best "wrap" battle.

Daiko: Heheh! No problem!

2. Purr-fect

Sorra (AU): *sighs and sits on couch* So boring...wish there was something around here to do...

Sorra: Hm? Oh, it's the bitch herself.

Sorra (AU): Heh, why talk to yourself like that?

Sorra: Tch, whatever. I'm told you might appreciate what I have in mind.

Sorra (AU): Pfft, really? I doubt what you might have in that head of yours isn't going to interest me—

Sorra: Nothing but, wholesome, adorable cat videos to watch all day.

Sorra (AU): ...

Sorra (GT): And I brought kittens! *places them on Sorra AU as they look up at her*

Sorra (AU): It is... *picks one kitten up to her face as it licks her nose* ...acceptable... *smiles brightly and pets the kitten as it purrs*

Sorra (GT): Yay! *holds up her hand to Sorra*

Sorra: *smiles as she gives her a high five*

3. The hole

Daiko (Xeno): *takes a sip from his coffee mug* Aren't there many others like this?

Daiko (GT): Hey, have you seen my book lying around here last time I was here?

Daiko (Xeno): Your book?

Daika (GT): Yeah.

Daiko (Xeno): Pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Daika (GT): What hole— *looks down to see the hole* Oh god! What is this?

Daiko (Xeno): It's a hole.

Daika (GT): I can see that, what's it doing there?

Daiko (Xeno): Well, I woke up this morning... *takes a sip* Then there was a hole.

Daika (GT): What are you going to do about it?

Daiko (Xeno): I put a rug over it. *looks at the hole* Yeah, it fell in the hole.

Daika (GT): Should we call someone?

Daiko (Xeno): I already called someone.

Daika (GT): Well, where are they?

Daiko (Xeno): *looks at the hole* In the hole.

Daika (GT): Wait... *looks around* Where's Sorra...?

Daiko (Xeno): ...

Daika (GT): Daiko, where is Sorra?!

Daiko (Xeno): She's at work...

Daika (GT): Oh, really? Guess I had nothing to worry about—

Daiko (Xeno): In the hole.

Daika (GT): Shit! How deep is this thing anyway?! *grabs his mug and drops it in the hole*

Mug: *goodbye world*

Daiko (Xeno): *looks in the hole* That was my favorite mug. Now it's in the hole.

Daika (GT): Daiko, do you even know ow what this is? *looks into the hole* Like for all we know it could be an inter dimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or... *looks at Daiko who was gone* Daiko? *looks in the hole* Daiko?!

Daiko (Xeno): Grabbed a snack. *takes a bite out of his apple*

Daika (GT): Ugh, will you take this seriously?

Daiko (Xeno): I'm more worried about my Primal self.

Daika (GT): Primal self?

[Random portal opens]

Daiko (Primal Instinct): Rahhh! *throws chain to Daika GT and pulls her in*

Daika (GT): AHHH—!! *gets pulled through portal*

Sorra (GT): I'm coming to save you—! *goes through portal*

Daiko (Xeno): *finishes his apple* ...oh! *takes out book* Here it is. *drops book in hole* Oops.

The End

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