All around the world we have IKEA shops,
And the workers are in depression for using dirty mops,
Now talking about depression, lets turn it up a bit,
Customers are moaning that the chair breaks when they sit on it!
And when your waiting in the IKEA'S queue,
You will never get to see a beautiful view,
You can spend there over 1 hour time,
And, you won't even find some slime!
The store is so messy, you can't find anything there,
And other customers are screaming "Where is toilet paper WHERE?!"
6 hours later here we are,
Being in this checkout queue so far,
Workers are trying to quit this job,
However, the boss said no, and they start to sob.
Now we look at this customer, right now,
And they tell us they want to buy a depression cow, :I
Oh what is up with this IKEA shop,
Out of the worst shops, it would be at the top,
Ok fine, were going to that screaming lady,
And of course she's a karen that's pretty shady,
Wait a second, i know this karen, and no its not Tina,
This karen is Karina!
They came here on a six-hour lift,
But you get more depression because, you have a night shift!
The next morning, there's a sign on IKEA's doors: Were out of business, we were too slow.
Suddenly, you say woah!
You held a toy,
And made a tear of joy,
Now the story carries on,
About this trash can called none,
However little did Mateusz know,
That trash can was from IKEA'S row,
So the next day, Mateusz went to talk to None on the floor,
And he tried to fit her through the door,
He kept doing that, on and on and on,
However the next day None was gone!!..
Monika Wojtas
