✯∘⋆⋅ Sky's pov ⋅⋆∘✯∘⋆⋅
"Now what? Tell me, GENIUS!?" Jin asks.
"We have been sitting here, in the car for uhhh let me see" taehyung looks at his watch "yeah... 20 minutes! Now yoongi hyung please can u tell us where the fuck should we go cuz my ass is starting to sweat"
"You think it's easy for me to be genius, huh? Well FUCK NO! I AM THINKING ABOUT A PLAN TO SNEAK HER IN OUR DORM" lil dumb dumb protests.
If you think about it.. I AM THE DUMBEST BITCH EVER! LIKE?? I AM TRUSTING SEVEN FRICKIN MEN WITH MY LIFE... I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM, THEY COULD BE KIDNAPPING ME FOR I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG..
"oh! I have an idea" Namjoon shirps
"Say it quickly"
"uhh sky! Love. do you think you can like... You know! Uhh hide in J-hope's bag" Namjoon says nervously.
"Excuse me? What the fuck you think I am? A FUCKING HAMSTER?" I yell.
"you are cute as one" jungkook's bold ass says.
"Ain't you supposed to be scared of women, fetus?" Yoongi questions sarcastically. "I don't really see sky as a woman"
Excuse me, what the fuck? Am I supposed to feel offended?
"Anygays! Back to the problem. Sky you need to hide in hobi's bag" Jin exclaims.
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyy-"
"Wellllllllllllllll you see here, that the only way to sneak you in without getting noticed" jimin explains.
"I just wanna ask y'all something" I say sweetly. "Go ahead"
"Are you guys working with a mafia or some shit like that? I know I lost my memories and stuff but I am sure this don't happen to normal people"
"No"
"Yes"
"What the fuck bro?" Namjoon glares at yoongi. "The less she knows the better.. also I wanna see the fear in her eyes after thinking we are dangerous, and then be scared that we gonna slaughter her I her sleep, oh my god that would be sooo satisfying" he laughs darkly.
The rest look at yoongi terrified, while I am literally worried about his mental health... Man gon grow up to be a psycho.
"Okaaay!?.... Sky can you pretty please just hide in J-hope's bag" jin looks at me with puppy face. Ew why does he look like that..
"First, why do u think I'd FIT in his bag?" I ask of course confused. "Well cuz it's hobi's bag.... Duh"
"Let me see the bag" I say..
"WHY WOULD YOU HAVE I GIGANTIC BAG BRO? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? HIDE BODIES? YO I KNEW Y'ALL WERE SUS AS FUCK" I yell shocked.
What have I gotten myself into
✯∘⋆⋅ jungkook's pov ⋅⋆∘✯∘⋆⋅
"Okay so we in!" I say.
"That was scary my heart went pitti patta pitti patta, I felt like I would throw up" hobi hyung says clutching his heart.
"It's okay luv! Take some deep breaths okay?" Jimin-ssi comforts.
"M hungry do y'all want anything to eat?" Jin hyung asks.
"Actually yeah, I want-"
"Haha bold of you to assume I would cook anything for you. You ungrateful ass! Out of all you are the least favorite child" Jin hyung literally says.
"Bro I just answered your question!? You didn't have to get political though, and no I don't want to be the favorite! I'mma get my ass something to eat" yoongi hyung answers.
"You want some dick?" Taehyung hyung asks confused.
"Excuse me, what?"
"You said you gon get your ass something so I thought you meant you getting laid"
"I mean you slept with hobi last time so I see no problem" jimin-ssi says, while sope blush so hard. UwU ew
"Shut the fuck up, will you? And no m not getting dick, until night" yoongi hyung winks ar hobi hyung surprisingly, then walks to the kitchen after Jin hyung.
"Well that was gay" namjoon says.
"Bro literally half of us are fruity if not, All of us except you" I say back.
"Why do I have a bad feeling?" taehyung hyung asks.
"I know right, me too! I just can't put my hand why" jimin adds.
"Here we go with soulmates shit again" I tell.
"OH-.... WAIT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE! DID WE FORGET SKY IN MY BAG?" hobi hyung screams.
"Who was the one responsible of carrying her in the bag?" Jimin-ssi questions warily.
"Wellll it might or might not be me. It depends if m getting some ass beating from Jin" namjoon hyung answers.
"Hmmm kinky!" I interfere.
"Namjoon I swear to God! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU PUT HER" Jin walks back as if he can sense namjoon's bullshit from miles.
"Uhh... In front of the door, duh." He answers.
Taehyung is already running through the house getting to the door, poor sky must be dead by now
RIP her.
Following him we all gather around the bag already hearing her screams and squirms. Well maybe not rip her more like rip us, am I right lol. Fuck
Jimin was brave enough to open the gigantic bag and let the girl roll down from it to the ground catching her breath, I guess there was no oxygen in there. Then proceeds to look at us one by one until she lays her eyes on particular set.
Namjoon's eyes. Okay that's scary, cuz the girl wasn't just looking but glaring daggers through his skull.
After...
3...
2....
1.
Aaaaaaaand all hell breaks loose.
After she gets a MOTHERFUCKING BAT FROM JIN. CHASE NAMJOON ALL AROUND, SWINGING THE BAT EVERYTIME SHE GETS CLOSE TO HIM.
Namjoon is screaming his ass off, asking for forgiveness while sky has sworn to break his bones one by one.
Oh you think any of us would interfere? Haha yeah no. That bitch is literally crazy and we still appreciate our lives. After all, we spent years on learning how to love ourselves. It's paying off.
Jin is literally cheering sky to kill namjoon. Sometimes I wonder if he loves him or despites him. Man literally prepared a bat for her in no time.
The others including me got some popcorn and watch the action.
Until now sky had hit him twice, once in the arm and the other that just happened now to the legs.
And let me tell you, when she did hit him, we literally screamed like she had goaled in a soccer match.
I love namjoon, but c'mon sky is such a bad bitch. I stan.
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