Sam, On his laptop on the floor: Why are you so faaaaar?
Jake, on his laptop on the couch: The outlet is here and I'm comfortable.
Sam: *Long sad stare at Jake*
Sam, Sniffles: Fine then, be that way.
Jake: Don't be so dramatic.
[5 Mintutes later]
Jake: *Moves to sit by Sam*
Jake, to Sam's smug little smile: Shut up.
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HumorMostly Sam cause I love him. These are only the main characters not the new ones since I love these people more.