~theres only a mission every month and we always win with minimal casualties to society (music plays in the background that fits the fight, people video it and put us on YouTube and make cool edits of us)
~tony throws private parties on everyone's birthday and holiday
~the avengers do press conferences and meet n greets
~me peter parker loki and dr strange all have british accents
~we sometimes go camping
~we have unlimited alcohol
~we have every kind of alcohol imaginable
~Thor comes to earth at least three times a week and sometimes takes us to Asgard with Loki (lady sith is alive)
~we have at least one movie night and game night a week with ALL the avengers/friends of, we order pizza from domino's and drink that night, sometimes instead for game night we go bowling or go out and play laser tag or paint balling and for movie night sometime tony rents out an entire movie theatre and we put Netflix or Disney plus to the projector (the avengers have an account and each have separate profiles)
~once a month we all go ice skating (tony rents out the whole place) we blast all our music
~me and loki sometimes make 🍃 brownies and trick everyone who lives in the tower to have one and were all high for the night (me peter and loki are stoners together)
~every Christmas we do a secret Santa
~me and peter practice skateboarding live on Instagram in the basement playing music when peter visits (hes teaching me)
~i drive Wanda out to the countryside fields and we camp over night in a tent or the back of my mini truck
~i drive loki out to the country side in my Mercedes g-wagon and we get high while sitting on the roof of it
~all the avengers have nerf fights late only with wandas collection of lava lamps as our only source of light
~wanda and steve stress bake (most of the time brownies or banana loaf)
~im a morning person, everyone who lives in the tower has mornings training at 6am every other day. We eather just go down to the gym or go on an hour long run/walk/jog
~Asgard will never get destroyed
~i know how to use stark and SHIELD technology
~i have a powerful eye roll walk and stare that can make anyone shut up
~dr strange knows ive shifted but we agreed to keep it our secret (we don't talk about it)
~i have high pain tolerance
~the space atmosphere doesn't affect me (i can breath in space)
~i dont fart/burp and my shit doesn't smell
~we have a smoothie and slushy machine in the kitchen
~i can get tattoos cheaply and it doesn't hurt
~i can get tattoos removed easily and cheaply it also doesn't hurt
~smoking doesn't have any health issues
~i have unlimited vape juice cigarettes and weed
~i dont cough when i smoke it also doesn't smell bad
~The other avengers let me smoke (when they found out)
~everyone has gen z humour
~everyone remembers my birthday and things like that
~i don't forget anyone's birthday
~i cant die nether can any of my friends
~the infinity stones dont exist and never will
~if i have nightmares or cant sleep i sit against the sofa and look out the floor-roof windows and look at the stars sometimes nat or loki or peter come sit with me to comfort me
~we have unlimited pet food
~whenever we have training in the morning nat buys me coffee and makes sure im awake
~me and nat sometimes do separate training from the others and after we shower then we watch Disney and eat ice cream
~if nat has nightmares she goes out to the living room and falls asleep on the sofa, if i know she out there i sleep next to her but if shes awake i take her back to her bed
~sometimes me and nat go to ballet shows together
~whenever nats stressed she goes to an "abandoned" ballet studio that she had done up to take her mind off everything, and she sometimes takes me with her and teaches me
~sometimes in missions when i get injured nat takes me back to the tower and we watch films and eat junk food together so i can heal
~sometimes at early hours in the morning me and nat go one walks around nyc with my dog
~nats teaching me russian
~vision tries to cook for everyone and steve and wanda end up helping
~me and all the other avengers teach vision about yearly celebrations like birthdays and holidays so he can take part
~vision is always the one to make sure that after a party that everyone gets to bed safe back he is physically incapable of drinking
~he takes me and the other avengers to Disney land sometimes
~eventually tony makes it so vision can eat and drink and taste it all he can also get drunk
~when thor visits he sometimes "accidentally" leaves mjolnir on the coffee table and asks me to pass it too him and without thinking i pick it up and pass it to him, he grins and says "i knew it"
~i sometimes take thor to a cat cafe and let him pkay with all the cats because he loves my cat and is a huge cat person
~if i wake up in the middle of the night and it's thundering and thor is visiting i find him in the lounge watching sad animal documentaries so i make him poptarts and put Disney on and watch it with him to cheer him up
~me and tony share a really fancy coffee machine that only we know how to use and no one els is allowed to touch and if they do a nerf battle brakes out
~sometimes if i fall asleep while watching tv someone gets extra pillows and blankets and put them over me so im not cold
~tony always goes over the top for my birthday (present wise)
~nat teaches me Russian
~sometimes if i get a solo mission i find a snake in my duffel bag but its loki because he would miss me a lot
~when we get really close loki shows me his Jotun form and i comfort him and tell him its okay
~me and peter get hight and smoke 🍃 together in my room and Tony doesn't know and when he finds out he just brushes it off
~me and thor go to a cat shelter and adopt a cat but it ends up being mine because thor needs to rule Asgard we call him rubix
~after me and thor adopt a cat me and nat go to the cat shelter because i have no self control and we get a cat together we call him Cory (the cats get along well with each other and my dog)
~on a morning run me and Steve see a stray dog and beg Tony to let us go back to the tower early to take care of it, tony says yes and me and Steve rase a puppy in the tower Steve is the main one who takes care of it because i end up having two cats and a dog
~everyone understands British slang
~everyone have gen z humour
~no one knows im lgbtq+ yes but they all accept me
~Strange come to stacks parties and helps us on missions simmering
~me and loki go to the top of the avengers tower and stargaze
~peter sometimes teaches me swinging over the city
~sometimes i go to peters school undercover as a student and hang out with him and his friends
~me Wanda and nat sometimes have girls days out
~the avengers go on the red carpet
~the avengers go on the Jimmy Fallon show
~the avengers go on the James Corbin bus
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mcu script
Random~My mcu dr script ~you can use as a template if you like :) (You should read my avengers one shots ;)
