God Teiring

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Me: *running into room in front of tv* HAMSTEAKKKKKK
Homestuck: *sigh* *turns off tv* I fucking told you not too call me that, fuckass
Me: Yeah well fuck you
Homestuck: *shock* Ugh, fine, waddya waant?
Me: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE GIGAPAUSE 2.0?!
*DING*
Homestuck: I'lL mOtHeRfUcKiNg EnD yOu!
Me: O.o

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Me: HETALIA HELP I TRIGGERED HOMESTUCK!
Me: ...again
Hetalia: You do this to your self, asshat
Me: HALP
Hetalia: Fine
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Me: *dead heap*
*window crash*
Hetalia: HOMESTUCK!
Homestuck: Shit, sorry your, um, virgin eyes had to see that.
Me: *rises from heap* GOD TEIR SUCKAS
Homestuck: How the fuck is your quest bed right-
Me: DON'T QUESTION ME FILTHY MORTAL...THING.
Hetalia: u ded. Peace. *runs away*
Hetalia: *in the distance* AND HAVE YOU SEEN MY FANART HOMESTUCK? IMNOTTAVIRGINNNNNNNNN.
Me: ...wut

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