Lord Farquaad had a brilliant plan. He was going to make a fake tinder account, pretending to be nikocado. Then, he would frame nikocado with the tinder account. It was flawless. He just had to be sneaky.
Lord Farquaad finished making an account, then immediately started swiping right.
After about 6 minutes, he matched with someone called Ed.
*𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁*
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗼: Heyyyy Ed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
𝗘𝗱: hey. Don't you have a boyfriend named Shrek? ಠ_ಠ
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗼: yeah but he doesnt have to know ;)))))
𝗘𝗱: ok ig
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗼: do u wanna come to my place? Shrek wont be here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
𝗘𝗱: sure daddy ;)
* 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗱*
Everything was going to plan. Lord Farquaad knew that Shrek was coming to Nikocado's place later today. He just had to wait.
*𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗮𝘆*
Shrek and Ed show up at the same time, with Lord Farquaad secretly watching from a distance.
𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗾𝘂𝗮𝗮𝗱: finally! Shrek can be with me!
Shrek and Ed Sheeran stare at each other at the door. As nikocado opens the door. His confused face made Shrek know that he doesn't know what Ed is doing here. Lord Farquaad starts to get worried.
𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗼: Shrek? Ed? What are you-
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Nikocado x Shrek - love at first sight
FanfictionNikocado Avocado and Shrek fall in deep love, but someone wants to intervene. Nikocado and Shrek have to figure out who's trying to ruin their love. The only question is.... who is it?
