The ultimate GAMER X RWBY (REMASTERED)

This went from hero to slave real quick

Mike POV

From the most part Eren and I were running towards the boulder where it's the right size for plugging up the hole. As we kept on running I was calling out titans to come and eat us. 

Mike: COME HERE LARGE NAKED PEOPLE! THERE'S TWO HOT TITAN'S ASSES HERE!! I called out to the Titans whose chasing us. 

Eren(mind): CAN YOU NOT!? 

Mike(mind): Hey! whose the one whose able to talk? yeah that's right! I'm the fucking titans that has workable lips and mouth. 

Eren(mind): Okay, but-

Mike: Shut up okay! we have to do this to draw all the titans away from the that building so that way they can refill their gas. 

Eren(mind): FINE! but how are we-

Mike: Don't worry I have a plan! 

As we kept on running we ran into some pure titans, but with Eren strength along with dagger and with me we took them out. Once we reached to the boulder location I just got to say this mother fucker is huge as fuck. 

Eren(mind): Wow... this is huge... 

Mike: HA! that was she-

Will(mind): MIKE YOU HAVE ABOUT MOTHER FUCKING FIFTHY FUCKING TITANS COMING YOUR WAY! THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING SEX JOKES! 

Mike: Damn, sheesh! got to make a joke here and there, but anyways! *rubs hands* Eren get the left and I get the right side! 

Eren(mind): Got it! 

Both us took our positions as we did I gave a nod to Eren and both of us screamed with all our might as we flip this over. Once over I have a grand idea! 

Mike(smirks): Okay Eren we now go behind it! 

Eren: Okay!

Once we two moved behind it I see a whole group of titans looking at us coming our direction I continued the smirk as I looked ahead. 

Mike: RIGHT EREN! NOW ON THREE WE FUCKING KICK OR A STUMP THIS BOULDER LIKE A FUCKINGER BALL! ARE YOU READY! WE ABOUT TO ROLL THIS BASTARDS DOWN LIKE PANCAKES! 

Eren(mind): I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS "PANCAKE" IS, BUT I'M READY MIKE! 
(Wrath19: Let's be honest here this is like 850? like no one here nor in both manga or anime doesn't know about pancakes)

Mike: Okay then! on my mark- THREE! 

The two of us kicked it with all of strength and might, but we didn't kick it like a ball we kind stump kick if that make sense. If we kicked it with our toes we would've been so much pain so using our flat surface feet did the job and what do you know, my fucking plan worked. Once we double stump kick it the boulder went sliding through the street ground. As it did the fucking Titans were just rip[ apart being they were on it as with being just being a killing rock. 

Mike: FOPRWARD CHARGE! WE PUSH THIS BITCH LIKE NO OTHER! FUCKING USE THOSE FUCKERS BODY AS FUCKING MARTIAL FOR THE HOLE AS WELL!!! I yelled as I charged ahead pushing the boulder. 

Eren(mind): KEEP FIGHTING!!! KEEP MOVING FORWARD!!! 

Mike/Eren: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! We both yelled as we both pushed the boulder as we were fucking dozing a huge amount of titans. 

Both of Eren and I were pushing the Boulder as it was getting slow down by the amount of titans stopping it, but with this force the boulder lifted a bit making it easier for me to lift it as well. That tiny gap of it being lift was enough for me to carry it so that way the bridge as I kept on folding it in the air and pushing it Eren pushed it as well. The titans were stacking each other both with my Okami flame breath burning these titans were no hassle along with the boulder we were basically a running or charging force to be reckoned with. It was then we fucking see the hole and with one last yell or roar we fucking charged like nothing is going to stop us.