Once I told my mom that matt's my daddy
Then I got a 1781 hour long lecture about what a daddy is
She was all like "you know what it is?!? It's when an older man goes for a younger women and they have sex!" I was like so he's a perv
My moms like not exactly
Then I started laughing and she's like why are you laughing and I was like
"Mom my dad is daddy"
YOU ARE READING
Magcon jokes
RandomSo I saw a ton of 5sos and one direction stories like this. So I thought why not make one about magcon! But sadly they broke up
