TEEN TALKS

HORNY TALES

WARNING : this chapter contains sexual and mature content , read at your own risk ..... don't blame me if you feel you will loose your innocence and get offended, you have been warned.

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"Ahhh Daddy! Just do it... don't stop"
These type of lines are familiar isn't ?
No no !!! I am a pure virgin from top to bottom and so are you ( i guess)...
Where did I first hear this? From my extra terrestrial friends in school who told me to watch a particular video where the girl was shouting and telling this....

More appropriately the "VIDEO" was not an educational video( you all know!) but it was a sex video...yeah random reader you read it correct !! More correctly it was a porn video....
I recalled my memories when I was 10 years old..... about my google search on sex and getting trapped in the porn websites !( I told you all about those incident in the previous chapter)

Why all of a sudden I spoke about Porn ?because it's very famous among most teenagers and I AM ALSO A TEEN , AND maximum teens watch porn , I know I know !!!! All the teens I have met have atleast watched sex video even for once!
There was a time I was addicted to porn and couldn't concentrate on work , ADDICTION IS THE WORST, DON'T WATCH SO MUCH THAT IT HAMPERS YOUR OTHER WORKS!
Now I am more into fanfictions and ASMR sounds hahahaha

Somehow and after alot of control I could get rid of my addiction, now I watch very rare , only the good ones ( well that's a secret whatever I watch hahahaha).!!!!!!!!

One thing I have noticed that boys are very open about it and girls don't want to say and are secretive regarding these , well there are EXCEPTIONS !!!!!

For perverts like me , the first thought which came to my mind was DAMN ! SUCH BIG THINGS! what a big dick , what big tits !! The random person watching the video is like "nobody will have sex with me I don't have such big" ..... don't be sad , maximum pornstars do surgeries to make the things big , it's their occupation so they have to do it.
a question also strike my mind , in the porn videos (the rough ones) after doing two hours of sex ( alot of stamina I should say!) Why doesn't the bed breaks ?!?!! Super strong beds I should say! Is that Made of titanium???

Then comes the friends who suggest you porn websites and videos and what not! Sharing of knowledge!!! Sharing is caring isn't (sharing everything is not acceptable.... samajhlena)
Well , In India Porn is banned now but there are still a few websites available in India........*deep silence*

My worst experience was while watching the video when the phone stopped working & the screen went blank but all sounds were there, holy shit !!! That moment was really scary!!!!!

Maximum teens know these , you can't lie that you have never searched sex or porn on internet due to curiosity. Some do it regularly and some do it rare.

Next is a very common thing in teenagers and even in adult persons , that is MASTURBATION.
All teens went through this even for once, it's very common, some of my friends think it's unnatural and an abnormal behaviour to masturbate but it's not! It's normal , teens get horny and at this age there are many emotional, hormonal , physical changes so this will happen definitely!

Infact, I went through this and I am not ashamed to confess that I still masturbate, doing all the time is not normal because it just interferes and hampers the studies and other work.

Studies show that 90% of men & 75% of women confessed that they masturbate , boys I have seen, in my area, they be like "hey bud I was jerking off today in th morning" that is they are open  and Frank but some guys don't talk about it unless they are comfortable as told by one of my guy friends,  majority of girls try to conceal.
In India masturbation is still considered taboo especially for girls.

Since I am speaking about horny stuff, then time for some jokes , who doesn't like DOUBLE MEANING JOKES?
In fact I have a special attraction for double meaning witty jokes.....for instance , here are some of the double meaning jokes which I can remember at this time

• A pole is inserted in a hole
The pole secretes lotion
Which in turn increases the population

• put two fingers , if it's wide put three fingers and rub it gently that's how you wash a cup

ENOUGH !!! OKAY DO YOU SEE HOW INNOCENT I AM ?

Since sharing is caring so keep sharing double meaning and also normal jokes !!!!
So, if you were innocent and lost your innocence after reading this part......for them you can relate to this meme.