Shuri: Peter What the fuck are you eating?
Peter: a plain microwaved bagel
Shuri, visibly offended: why?!
Peter: I just microwaved it and slapped pb on it
Shuri: But why? That doesn't answer my question
Peter: Mr Stark is sleeping
Shuri: But the C R O N C H
Peter, slightly more distressed: But Mr. Stark was sleeping
Shuri, also increasingly more distressed: C R O N C H
YOU ARE READING
Marvel Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionAgain I did not write any of these and they are all written by some amazing authors on tumblr.
