car pranks

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Ari pov

"OK yall billie coming ima just prankbher by calling her mom a bitch Maggie if you see this i love you let's do it here she come ima use her phone for this " I said and started talking

" hello yea we on our way damn stop rushing yes she just got in the car bitch I don't care stop talking" I said

" whos that babe " she asked with her eyebrow scrunched up

" idgaf bitch...this you mamma" I said billie grabbed the phone fast and chocked me

" girl dont fucking try me u must not love yo life " she said and said hello

"STOP dont play with my mamma like that stupid " she said and kissed my lips

" bi polar much " I said and rolled my eyes as I ended the tiktok

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Billie pov~

" yall ima cheat infront my kids and see what they do " I said and grabbed my phone

" hey baby....yeah I miss you" I said and
Aubrey looked up from her iPad and looked at me confused

(Shes gotten smarter )
(Zoom in on her face )

"...naww my kids ugly asses are in the backseat"i said and Audrey laughed

" your ugly you green head bitch" she said and I held in my laugh

"...oh yea you want this big dick....ok my fiance is coming ill calm later"i said and threw my phone in the window thingy

" MOMMY DADDY TOLD SOME ONE DO THEY WANT HIS BIG WINNIE AND SAUD WE WERE UGLY AND I SAID -"she started but was cut off

" woah hold o n stop screaming lil girl" she said as I looked around

" daddy was talking to a girl and said does she want his Winnie and called us ugly so I said daddy your ugly you green headed bitch and he laughed but beat his ass his a cheater "she said and I laughed

"She can't be serious right"side asked as I scratched my neck

" dont lie either " Aubrey said as audrey backed her up

" no i-" I was cut off to a smackbin the face by audrey

" oww fuck " I said holding my face

" your a lier and mommy said liers end up with a kick in the nuts or a bald spot for these ugly bitches " audrey said and ari laughed

" bro it was a prank my face hurts you little ugly ass rat" I said

" yo mamma " she said and I laughed lil bad ass

And dont tell me to discipline my kids im their mother dont think they won't curse they got to loud ass parents and were both the type to express our feelings through cursing and capping

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Ari pov

" hey yall ima act like I threw up on billie prank she gone be pissed ash yall " I said into the camera

" oh here she come " I said and put the shake in my mouth

" you ready to go " she asked I nodded

" you good fool" she asked I held my stomach

" yo stomach hurt " she asked I nodded

She punched my stomach (dont worry this was like before she's not pregnant in these little pranks )

I threw up on her

" oww fuck look wat yo u did " I said as she was stuck

" I swear to the lord if you don't-help bro comon im dying here bro ima kill your ass you fucking dumbass STOP STARING AND HELP BEGORE I THROW UP ON YOU DAMN" she screamed as she turned red

"No because you punched me bitch " I said she just gave me a mean ass glare

" fucking help me babe why would you throw up on me dude and on my cloths mtchh omg " she said crying then smacked her lips

" no you fucking punched me and I said my stomach was hurting " I said and she nodded and kissed me with all that stuff on her

" eww wtf bro im boutta kick you in yo foe head billie what the fuck ueew OMG
maldito idiota cucaracha siempre haces tonterías oh dios mio billie solo espera ima muéstrame tu fantasma mirando el culo" I said as she laughed hard ash leaning back in her seat

I took my phone balance water and pour it on her

" bitch ok" she said and I laughed

" and dont call me a ghost no more you fucking elf " she said

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Billie pov

" right now im at the twins school waiting on them to come out so we can go " I said

" oh shit here they are now ima just ask how their day went its always some funny shit with them " I said as they got in

" hey yall so what happened t-" I was about to ask and Audrey cut me off by coming by the front seat in my ear

" ooo daddy this dumb bitch in class tried to correct me saying you didn't have a penis because your a girl and I told her that your my dad and I know she told me well my dad has a penis to and I said my dads is longer and she said my dads is like 5 and I sai omg girl your mom probly cheated on your dad cause you got to be magic or sum shit and she continent to ask how long it was so I just told her to ask you now shes calling me on my iPad asking here " she said and handed me her iPad as i look at the little girl

" ooo daddy this dumb bitch in class tried to correct me saying you didn't have a penis because your a girl and I told her that your my dad and I know she told me well my dad has a penis to and I said my dads is longer and she said my dads is like...

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" hey quick question how long is it " she asked

" first were is your parents and why your little ass wanna know I can't do shit with you " I said as she humped her shoulders

" dude no im not fine 11" I said handing my daughter back her iPad

" whoa dude your dads hot cam I come to your house tommorow " she said as I busted out laughing

Godamn this lil ass kids be having me dead they worst then my damn stans

" I know your mom coochiez loose " she said I stopped laughing and grabbed the iPad

" actually its as tight as it gets now go do some damn homework little ass girl " I said hanging up

" and you stop telling people I have a dick dumbass your moms gonna be pissed at me now because of you so that means no pussy for atleast a week bro what are you doing aubrey?" I asked

" shes asleep and im not " she said

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