𝐇𝐞𝐲𝐲𝐲 || 𝖡𝖭𝖧𝖠 𝖷 𝖱𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖿𝗂𝖼

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my shawty baes 🌚

hero??
hey y'all i'm here with my best friend
best friend show them ur moves

crusty ass bitch
what the hell is this

portal man 🕺
this is a group chat shigaraki

crusty ass bitch
i knew that

bloody wife ❤️
who's @ hero??

hero??
ur wife ❤️

bloody wife ❤️
YAYYYYY
CAN I CUT YOU??

blue flamed bitch
i'm leaving

hero??
i know your real name, who your family is, and where you live
you are staying 😁

twiceee
oooo dabi she knowsss
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT STUFF

blue flamed bitch
this is why i kill people

hero??
so then come kill me 🙄

blue flamed bitch
you know what?
i just might

hero??
HELLL YEAAA 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

bloody wife ❤️
but i don't want my wife to die unless i drained the blood out of you 😔

hero??
how about you drain all my blood then dabi can burn me to a crisp 🥰

bloody wife ❤️
YAYYYYYYYY

blue flamed bitch
works for me

crusty ass bitch
i cant tell who's more insane...

hero??
obviously me 😍

crusty ass bitch
aren't you supposed to be a hero though??

hero??
tHaTS A sEcrET iLL NEveR teLl

twiceee
i like her
SHE NEEDS TO GO

hero??
damn twice i thought we were best friends 😔

twiceee
WE ARE!!😁
I WOULD NEVER WANT A FRIEND LIKE YOU

hero??
when he has mood swings like you 😩🙏

bloody wife ❤️
hey your MY WIFE
NOT his

hero??
i could be both ur wives 😏😏

crusty ass bitch
i hate it here

hero??
then leave 🙄
and while ur at it put some lotion and chapstick on you crusty musty dusty ass bitch 🖕‼️

crusty ass bitch
...

blue flamed bitch
NAHAGDHAJHAHAHAHA
PLEASE CAN WE KEEP HER??

hero??
i don't come free 🤨

blue flamed bitch
what do you want then
drugs, whores, or money

hero??
yes.

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HEY HEY HEYYY😍

how are you lovely people doing today?

sorry i didn't update for a few days i was trying to come up with ideas

and doing this

me and my cousin went to a party so we decided to screw around and mess with all the short children there 🕺🕺

now go enjoy your day/night

and eat something or drink some water 💃💃

or ill have dabi come burn you and make you nice and crispyyy🥰