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♥"Introductions? My name is Koi Kaunaz, ultimate Flirt and manager of the ultimate host club, the golden song. Please, If you don't want to be considered my guest please say the safe word, 'Striped' "
♥"This is.. heh. Simply beautiful."
♥"...Sorry for being so quiet."
♥"No, No No! you mustn't!"
♥"What a tragedy.."
♥" *Eichi, Hanako, Ito, Joben, Kazuhiko and Kioshi are very close to me as a father is to his son.. Though with the summer fun package you can see us getting along in all new ways!" ((All Koi's coworkers, my side ocs))
♥"Who am I to turn down a guest?"
♥"Please, please! do come in!"
♥"Don't be shy my sunflower"
♥"What I'm saying is coming from my heart. Truly, I care deeply for each and everyone of you."
♥"Ah.. I was just thinking. How beautiful this all is."
♥"I'm coming from an honest part of my heart.."
♥"I will stop at nothing!"
♥"I will assure your safety.."
♥"my country depends on me, they rely on me to make them happy and relieve the stress of their everyday lives. And so I do, without hesitation... I.. I would gladly, for the rest of my life serve them their smiles. I truly want them to feel loved and wanted. Because they are. They are always wanted as my guest."
♥"..Thank you, my dear."
♥"I will receive your *favor." ((verbal or written confession of love))
♥"..I-I-? I'm sorry-?.. Excuse me. I beg your pardon.."
♥"*says something thoughtful and heartfelt, instantly switches to trying to hustle money out of you*"
♥"No, no! I don't mean to intrude! I'll just sit and watch. Have fun."
♥*person grabs him or pokes him* "Ah,, uhm.. *uncomfy clearing of throat* No touching merchandise!~"
♥*someone he can't see touches him* "eeugh..!! *uncomfy sliding away* ...D-don't do that."
♥"Ah.. N-no, no.."
♥"W-why did I give you this *striped carnation?.. Well.. such beauty should remained untouched, don't you agree?" ((Koi gives flowers because of their meaning, Striped carnation means regret that a love can't be shared))
♥"It is my job to ensure my guests happiness while escorting them to dates... After all the happier they are the more money they spend!"
♥"Well of course! Hosts are expensive you know!"
♥"I'm glad you could join me on this date.. Now the lemon cake special covers two hours with me totaling to $ 3,456.45.. Cash or debit? We don't take credit."
♥"I-I,,.. Insist.."
♥"Are you enjoying this date?"
♥"I hope you enjoyed.."
♥"I hope you enjoyed my services~"
♥"Oh, how tragic~ *insert tragic love trope*"
♥"I give.. My all unto you."
♥"Since we are friends.. I suppose I'll let you off the hook and give you this date for free."
♥" And then I- *starts whistling a song in the middle of his sentence and can't stop*... I-I'm sorry."
♥"Yes, my clairvoyant?" ((literally only said this because author has a brotp with Koi and Yasuhiro))
♥"Now, Your total is.. Lets see.."
♥"So sorry, Love.."
♥"Is this alright to you?"
♥"*clears throat* Um- m-my dear..I think you might want to rethink that.."
♥"You will continue to live.. because I'm here to make you happy.."
♥"How flattering.. You might just make a flirt blush.."
♥"I hope I was able to relieve your stress.."
♥"Yup!"
♥"Yes, Yes, I see.."
♥"..No.."
♥"Surprise, Surprise!"
♥" 'Kay!"
♥" -My love"
♥" -My darling"
♥" -My king/queen/royal"
Trivia
-Koi Kaunaz's home country had high 5u1c1d3 rates, countries with those rates usually have more host clubs, more specifically his host clubs. The host clubs serve to make the people happier
-Koi's sex is a secret but is biologically male, to confuse people he usually wears skirts. He does go with he/them pronouns
-Koi is the antagonist in his killing game
-Koi can sometimes come off as a money chaser but truly loves everyone he meets
-Koi seeks out a grandiose, tragic love, ending when he dies
-Koi was often forced to be happy and obedient as a child and if he ever shown any negative emotion around his parents he would be poked at slapped, he never received positive touches so dislikes being touched
-Koi has very strong values about consent and letting people feel what the need to.
-Koi has rules to being a host, Thats why he's the best.
-Rules of a host: outside of the club a host cannot flirt without that persons permission, A host cannot have any romantic or sexual relationship with anyone including guests for as long as they are a host, A host has to remain content with serving the smiles of their guests, An Ultimate host must keep their sex a secret as to not draw away guests with differing sexualities.
-Koi often admits to loving everyone he comes across but no one believes him
-Koi after receiving a confession with someone, turns them down with a striped carnation
-Probably besties with Yasuhiro, Hifumi, Tsumugi, Mahiru and Sonia
-Koi knows a lot about the language of flowers
-born in italy, moved to japan at 17 to go to hopes peak
-Often rants about tragic love
-Even if he hates smiling he finds himself doing it the more hurt he is :( poor boy
-Very good at giving heartfelt love advice
-just- he's always constantly reminding ppl how much he loves them-
-Like Sayaka his whole happy go lucky gimme your money personality is a lie, he's actually very quiet and doesn't smile much or show too much emotion. that is if he trusts you enough to show you that side of him. but shh he could just be using that to make you fall for him and have a false sense of trust, who knows~
-very out of shape hh-
-he loves anything lemon and yellow, he just loves looking at yellow objects- like give him anything with a bright yellow on it and he'll love it
-Eichi is the Deredere, Male, so fucking annoying but in a cute 'I just don't wanna leave you alone.. *sulk*" way
-Hanako is the Nemuidere, Female, sleeps alot and has a weakness for flowers
-Ito is the Bodere, her sex is a secret
-Joben is the Utsudere, Male, he handles most of the money
-Kazuhiko is the Ouijidere but to add charm he's a bit of a Tsundere, Male
-Kioshi is the Megadere, Female, Koi's host sibling
-As a host Koi goes on dates with his guests outside of the club and is often busy, very busy
