Pointer: ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES! Also I watch it on Hulu and it says "Buddy gonna punch!" on the captions instead of Bodyguard punch XD
Rick: I am NOT a fan of Dr. Fox's new cupcake recipe.
Puppycorn: I don't know... I think it was pretty good!
Unikitty: Yeah! TILL IT TRIED TO EAT US!!!
Hawk: HEY FROSTING FACE! Get away from my castle! Don't you know sweets are bad for your TEETH! *punches Cupcake's teeth out*
Fox: Hawkodile, try this! *tosses cannon*
Hawk: Time to toast this half-baked treat!
Hawk: *gets crushed by heart*
Unikitty: Oh! You got a HAIRCUT!!!
Puppycorn: Hmm... I guess it depends on what you like! For me, when I like pizza, I eat it. When I like a tennis ball, I eat it. When I like a cool action figure, I bury it for a week, dig it up, and then I eat it.
Hawk: Puppycorn, this is different. I like someone, not something.
Puppycorn: Hmm... I don't think you can eat a person... it's probably illegal...
Hawk: *gets crushed by heart* I... I have to go... *waddles out of room*
Rick: So you have a crush. You old dawg, you...
Hawk: PRINCESS, GET DOWN!!! *Flies and jumps to punch Cupcake* Can't... Reach... Face!!! *gets punched into ground by Cupcake*
Unikitty: Hey, do you mind?! We are talking about love!!! Leave him alone!!! CAN'T YOU SEE MY FRIEND'S DEALING WITH SOME EMOTIONAL STUFF?! HEY HANDS OFF NOW!
Cupcake: *laughs* You're out of touch with your emotionsssss hahahahah!
Hawk: Oh, Fox Girl!
I'm being torn apart!
I wish that could tell you
'Bout the storm that's in my heart
Oh, oh, oh
It's like a scorpion
That's fighting off a shark
But not as awesome
It's not as awesome...
I've found a way
But now I'm stumbling in the dark
I tried to punch away my feelings
But you gone and left a mark
Oh, oh, oh
My love's to strong
I can't move on
It's just to hard
You're just so awesome
You're just so cool and awesome!
I've got a crush
I've got a powerful crush!
There's no way to hide it
What I feel inside
I've got a crush!!!
Fox: Hawkodile??? I didn't realize anyone else was up here!
Hawk: *screeches unholily*
Hawk: I-came up here to... punch stuff... or things... Yeah, I came up here to punch stuff or things.
Fox: What about you practice on me?
Hawk: WHAT?!
Fox: Come on, Hawkodile! Just pretend I'm your crush and tell me how you feel!
Me: DUDE YOU ARE HIS CRUSH!!!
(HOLD UP I'M REWATCHING CRUSHING DEFEAT AND "DEADLY LITTLE MUSHROOM CLOUD" IS CANON?!?!?!?? OMG REALLY HAWK?!)
