1. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
2. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
3. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
4. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
6. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
7. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
8. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
9. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
10. The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
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