Calvin: This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack on my drum
All: With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Charles Wallace: This old man, he played two
He played knick-knack on my shoe
All: With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Sam: This old man, he played three
He played knick-knack on my knee
All: With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Meg: This old man, he played four
He played knick-knack on my door
All: With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Captain Feathersword: This old man, he played five
He played knick-knack on my hive
All: With a knick-knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home