Meg: Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Captain Feathersword: debedebedew
Meg: Who sat down beside her oh hi there miss muffet
And frightened Miss Muffet away
Captain Feathersword: daalowdehaaa.
Meg: Little Miss Muffet
Returned to her tuffet to eat up her curds and whey.
Back came that spider.
Captain Feathersword: Dadedadadaw
Meg: Again sat beside her.
Captain Feathersword: Hello hahaha
Meg: Don't frighten Miss Muffet away.
Captain Feathersword: No no I'll be nice this time.