Jin: Hello, everyone. Welcome to the Hyung Line Afraid Of the Maknae Line Club
Namjoon: Now remember, this is a safe space to share your experiences
Hoseok: We'll go first. Jimin's really scary when he's angry and Taehyung's becoming more hard to read
Yoongi: And Jungkook has been lifting a lot more then usual lately and looks like he could snap any of us
Jin: How about you guys?
Yeonjun: *sighs* Taehyun and Kai have been very...destructive lately
Soobin: Just yesterday they managed to completely break the floor with raw strength
Yeonjun: Beomgyu is traumatized
Namjoon: Oh wow, I completely understand how you feel.
Namjoon: How about you four?
Heeseung: *rocking and mumbling*
Jin: I'm sorry?
Jay: It's nothing, it's just that Sunoo, Jungwon, and Niki have been aggressively binging Criminal Minds lately
Jake: Heeseung hasn't slept in the last 4 days because he's afraid that they'll kill him in his sleep
Yoongi: *sighs* I remember that phase. It was a dark era
Sunghoon: Just yesterday we passed by a crime scene and Sunoo explained in detail how the murderer went wrong
Jay: We had to hide the knives because Jake didn't feel safe alone with Niki in the kitchen
Hoseok: Wow that is...wow
Yeonjun: I think Taehyun and Kai are sneaking over to your dorm then because I've overheard them talking about some guy named "Morgan"
Soobin: Great, our maknaes are gonna kill u-
Jake: SHHHH, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE HIM START AGAIN-
Heeseung: *shaking* We're gonna die, we're gonna die-
