Jake: *walking into the living room*
Sunoo: *writing in the book*
Jake:
Jake: Uhhh, h-hey, what are you writing?
Sunoo: Oh, this woman had a baby and I need to add her to the book
Jake: The woman?
Sunoo: No, the child
Jake: I'm sorry-?
Jake: What dirt do you have on an infant
Sunoo: Well the child is 9 months old and very intelligent. And I heard from my sister's friend's cousin's mom's aunt's brother's fish's dog's sitter who is the baby's sister that she purposely swallowed her mother's keys so that she wouldn't take her to daycare
Jake: How did you hear something from a fish and why does it have a dog-you know what, never mind
