Clone Wars Humour

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(THE BREAK ROOM IS A ROOM WITH A TV, HAMMOCKS, BEDS, BEANBAGS, BLANKETS FOOD AND DRINK, TOILET ETC ETC.)

Abigail - Next we will start with "Anakin and Obi-Wan being a comedic duo for 4 minutes straight". So Anakin and Kenobi head into the break room please.

They get up and head into the breakroom and chill.

Abi - OOOH, Ahsoka needs to be here.

*AHSOKA APPEARS AND SITS NEXT TO PLO* *EVERYONE SMILES AT HER AND SAYS HELLO*

KENOBI - YOU KNOW I DONT LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!

SKYWALKER - SORRY MASTER, I FORGOT YOU DONT LIKE FLYING.

KENOBI - I DONT MIND FLYING, BUT WHAT YOUR DOING IS SUICIDE.

SKYWALKER - WE KEEP THIS CHASE GOING ON ANY LONGER, THAT CREEP IS GOING TO END UP DEEP FRIED, PERSONALLY I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO FIND OUT WHO HE IS AND WHO HE'S WORKING FOR. THIS IS A SHORTCUT, I THINK....

A FEW MOMENTS LATER

KENOBI - WELL YOU'VE LOST HIM

SKYWALKER - I'M DEEPLY SORRY MASTER

KENOBI - THAT WAS SOME SHORTCUT ANAKIN, HE WENT COMPLETLY THE OTHER WAY, OMCE AGAIN YOU'VE PROVED...

ANAKIN *GETTING UP AND READY TO JUMP* IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME...

*ANAKIN JUMPS OFF LEAVING AN IRRITATED LOOKING KENOBI*

KENOBI - I HATE IT WHEN HE DOES THAT

*Everyone laughs loudly and Ahsoka, Plo and Rex just snort as this is nothing new to them*

KENOBI - FOR YOU TO ARRIVE WITHOUT IT SO YOUR CAPTURE WOULD WOULD BE CONVINCING...

SKYWALKER - OH THEY WERE CONVINCED ALRIGHT, BUT HOW COME I'M THE ONE CAUGHT ALL THE TIME, IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.

KENOBI - WHEN YOUR A JEDI MASTER, YOU CAN MAKE THE PLAN

SKYWALKER - THATS JUST IT, HOW CAN I BE A MASTER, IF I'M ALWAYS GETTING CAUGHT?

KENOBI - AT LEAST YOUR A MASTER, AT GETTING CAUGHT...

SKYWALKER - VERY FUNNY

Kanan - Ahsoka, Rex, does this happen often.

Ahsoka and Rex simultaneously - Yep

SCENE CHANGE -

DOOKO - JEDI FOOLS

KENOBI - I SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SKYWALKER - FOLLOWING HIM

KENOBI - NOT THAT WAY! WE NEED TO CUT HIM OFF

SKYWALKER - YOU CUT HIM OFF, I'LL FOLLOW HIM AND MEET YOU AT THE HANGAR!!!

KENOBI - WHY DO I EVEN TRY

Ahsoka - Believe me Kenobi, you just don't... its normal, you get used to it.... eventually..

SCENE CHANGE -

KENOBI - I THOUGHT YOU WERE FOLLOWING DOOKU..

Anakin - I WAS, I FOLLOWED HIM HERE.

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