// Five Oneshots //

ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ꜰɪᴠᴇ

They/them

___________________

"Come here Y/n, I promise I won't hurt you!"

No, no please PLEASE SOMEONE SAVE ME!!!

6 hours ago

Y/n POV:.           
           
Ah Satan's ass, I'm late for school!!
Shit!Shit!Shit!

Authors POV

And so, the crackhead was running late to school. Why?
Oh because they stayed up late watching their favourite movie/show and eating chips.
So, they are late as fuck right now.

After 10 minutes of running, they finally arrived to their final destination...finally!

"Oh my thick ass god's, THANK YOU!"

Was the first thing the crackhead thought while entering school, and surprisingly the bell hadn't rang yet.

And so, they finally arrive at their class before the teacher could.

"Hey Y/n, sit beside me!"

Said...well yelled Five, her best friend.

"Of course you dumb bitch! You're the only one that likes me, haha"

Yelled the crackhead while doing finger guns at five, and sitting their ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ass beside their best friend.

Y/n knew everything about Five, because he had told her.
And the only reason Five was in highschool, is because his family thought he could have more friends.

🅵🅸🆅🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆁🆂 🅾🅵 🅷🅴🅻🅻 🅻🅰🆃🅴🆁

"YESSSS, this ompa lompa finally finished her boring lesson! Why is she so strict tho, she needs to get that stick out her ass"

Is what Y/n immediately thought after the lesson ended

"Hey Y/n, wanna come to the academy later?"

"Of course you ompa lompa-"

"No they aren't, they are gonna study with me today!"

Said Mineta. (yes... Mineta, that ugly grape)

You see, Mineta was the 'popular' guy in the school... Nobody knew why though
(Mineta popular? What a joke😂)

"Mineta, listen here bOi-"

Said the crackhead while doing robotic hand movements in the end (tenya?)

"No they aren't Mineta, they're coming to my house, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't wanna be caught dead with you!"

Stated Five, his voice dripping with venom

"He's right Mineta, I wouldn't even wanna be caught dead with you... You look like an ompa lompa no cap"

"See!"