kuroo 💟THURSDAY
i am not your babe.
u can be tho 😏😏
oh alpha 😫😫
i'm sorry but i am not a furry.
😆
I WANT TO EAT U
UR SO CUTE
AWWW
i do not understand?
I'LL SUCK U OFF IG
UR SO PERSISTENT
no need.
i have daichi for that
INCOMING CALL FROM 'KUROO 💟'"hello?"
"oh my god you picked up!"
"well you called, did you not?"
"ahhh! i only dreamt of the days i could hear your hot voice again"
"you dream of me?"
"of yeah all kinds of dreams, especially the wet ones"
"uhh, flattering."
"bitch you are so dry, motherfucker's lucky he's hot"
"and who is this 'motherfucker' "
"bitch it's you dumbass hoe"
"i c, so why did you call?"
"can i not hear the voice of my lovely boyfriend?"
"oh, is bokutō- san not picking up the phone? i can give it to him."
"YOU'RE THE DAMN BOYFRIEND!"
"i wasn't aware of this?"
"bitches really be making me pull up to fuck-macaroni to fight them"
"oh you are coming?"
"i'll cum for you papi~"
"yes you will."
"WHAT-"
"goodbye."
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SENPAPI; ONE [ ✓ ]
Fanfiction" that's nuts, booty thunderstruck " ─ kuroo tetsurō, male reader [ book 1, completed ] warning; sexual jokes