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𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬 | 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐨 𝐀𝐭𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚,𝐆𝐀 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟏𝟎,𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏
" fights the motherfuckin air." I huffed, looking at the empty pickle jar.
" Sooo, why is all my pickles gone?" I walked into the living room.
" It was Kd!" They all pointed at him, and his mouth fell open, and he started to stutter over his words.
" i-i-it was NOT just me, acting like all yall asses was in there crunching n moaning on her pickles too." He finally got it out.
" You fuckin snitch, you was suppose to take one fa the team!" Mike mugged him.
" Nigga what team? Every nigga fa hisself." Kd said.
Him and Mike had a love, hate relationship.
" Kd, I'a really beatcho ass right now." Mike bucked at him and Kd screamed, making me bust out laughing.
Nothing has really changed in these last few months. My mama should be having their daughter in a bout a week or two. Jordan finally turned 16 and him and Treasure are still together.
And as for the three of us, we've been good. Everyday my love for them idiots grow stronger and bigger.
I started going back to therapy to help with my disorders and dreams, and its really been working, which I am very grateful for.
" Ok, enough about the pickles, what the fuck is you wearing?" Ben mugged me.
" A dress,I got this Louis V purse yall got me from Christmas, these bomb ass shades and my boots." I blink at him.
I was deadass looking like "👁👄👁"
" Yea, why yo dress so short?" Kentrell opened his eyes to look at me.
" If you can't see the bottom of my ass cheeks, its good." I shrugged, walking away into the kitchen.
Aint like Im going anywhere anyways.
I felt someone wrapped their hand around my throat and push me into the fridge, making me huff.
" Benjamin, let me go!" I frowned, looking ip at his fine ugly ass.
" Nawl, since you wanna have a smart ass mouth." He said, and I was trying not to smile.
" You doing this is only making me horny ya know?" I smiled and he chuckled letting me.
" Nasty ass." He slapped my ass, making me yelp.
Think he just finna slap my ass and not get his slapped too? This aint that.
Just as he was walking out the kitchen, and I took both of my hands and slammed them on them big cheeks of his, which sounded throughout the whole entire house.
Ian mean to do it that hard.
" Mane Courtney what the fuck!" He mugged me, cupping his ass cheeks, meanwhile I was on the floor laughing my ass off.
" oh shit!" I screamed, banging my fist against the floor, while tears ran down my face, as the boys came into the kitchen.
" Mane what the hell just happened?" Boomer asked.
" Getcho cousin." Ben said before storming out the kitchen, while Kentrell helped me up.
" What happened?" He asked, and I could tell he was trying not to laugh.
" I slapped Ben ass and now he mad, lemme go apologize to my sharpie tho." I smacked my lips.
I walked out of the kitchen and went upstairs to our room, where Ben was sitting on the bed with an annoyed and mad look while he scrolled on his phone.
" Bae you mad?" I bit down on my lip.
He aint answer me, making me pout. I snatched his phone and sat it beside him making him smack his lips.
Before He could get up, I quickly sat down on his lap and wrapped my legs around his waist.
" I sorry bae, Ian mean to do it that hard." I pouted, still trying not to laugh.
" My ass cheeks burn mane." He mumbled and I accidentally busted out laughing.
" Mane Courtney get off me." He tried to push me off him, but I hung on like my life depended on it.
" Nooo, bae Im sorry for real. And just to make you feel better I'll give you the gawk gawk 5000 with the good cooter cat!" I expressed, making him chuckle.
" Yo ass a trip." He shook his head, making me smile.
" Good, now gimme a kiss." I puckered my lips.
He grabbed me by my neck, and shoved his tongue down my throat, and instantly moaned at the feeling.
" Oou, yall some nasty fockers." We heard Kd say, making Ben smack his lips.
" Leave peasant, you aren't wanted here." He waved Kd off.
" THATS WHY COURTNEY CALLED YOU HER SHARPIE!" He snitched, and my jaw dropped.
" Bae, I said no such thing." I denied it, as he glared down at me.
" mmhm, i still want the gawk gawk 5000 with the good cooter cat." He said, making me laugh.
Got me feeling like a pornstar...and Im perfectly fine with that...i think.
This was a little short, because my anger level are still rised by a snowroach by the name of navy, but we not gon get into that.
