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Dating Kokichi

¡WARNINGS!
- Headcanons
- Fluff
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- Kokichi likes to make you flustered so don't be suprise that your cheeks are litereally hot all the time.♡

- He always likes to make you laugh. He can't get enough of your giggles and voice.♡

- You and Kokichi are the leaders of the group so you take care of the members like they are both your children.♡

- When your in bed expect him to suddenly tackle you into a tight hug and pepper kisses all over your face before kissing you on the lips in a long sweet way.♡

- This boy likes to always say 'I love you' to the point where it gets annoying;

'I love-'
'I know Ichi, this is like the 10th time you said it.'

- Your allowance always go missing because he steals your money to buy Panta.♡

- Kokichi on the other hand is missing half of his bandanas from you 'borrowing' them.♡

- When your sad he likes to just hold you close while he rocks you back and forth, whispering comforting things to your ear and kissing the top of your head softly.♡

- Kokichis hair is long, you can't tell me otherwise, so if you brush it down you always braid it or make a ponytail.♡

- Your works are irrelevant once you here Kokichi complain. I'm serious if you don't give him the attention he'll either annoy you or hug you tightly that you can't do anything but hug him back.♡

- When his angry he'll usually clench his fists and pout, you always tease him about this, but right now you can't cause honey, one wrong move and  he goes crazy so you'll just hug him tightly while you pat his hair♡

- When your angry he runs to the store to buy chips, soda, candy, and mangas to try and lighten up you mood.♡

- You and him have future talk. Basically you talk about how will your wedding would look like, who would have grey hair first, who would keep watch of D.I.C.E when you guys are at work, and what would your baby look like. You guys discuss those topics  while cuddling eachother.♡

- You go on double dates with Kaede and Shuichi, It's always a blast when you guys do this.♡

- Kokichi always throws himself into trouble so you are always watching his moves so he can't do that or if it's too late you lie  your way so no fights occur.♡

- Your humor and his are practically identical so when you see a man fall on his butt because he tripped on a banana. You both can't help but laugh your hearts out.♡

- You and him would always hold hands because on your first date you guys lost eachother, 20 minutes of trying to find him a store clerk spoke to the speaker "We would like if (Y/N) would please go to Mcdonalds to pick up the great Kokichi." ♡

- You guys adopted a dumpster cat and named it Winter since its fur was white and her eyes were blue.♡

- Your taller than Kokichi so often rest on the top of his head. But if your smaller he does that to you.♡

- People mistake you guys for being 6 year olds.So you often get nudged by store clerks when your in a store and get the same old question "Where are your parents?" ♡

- He knows how to play the electric guitar. So he'll often play for you while you sing.♡

- You and him like to make one of those guns made out of soda cans, and since he has a butt load of Panta cans...Let's just say you have a gun collection.♡

- When a guy is looking at you he'll quickly hug you and look at the guy smugly.♡

- When going grocery you'll be in the cart while he pushes it fast. And you guys make car noises while your at it.♡

- He got you a big teddy bear for ypur birthday. You named it grape.♡

- You like going on field dates with him.♡

- You guys like to make fun of Bad Netflix shows by muting the show entirely and you guys completely voicing the characters.♡

- On tiktok you guys like trolling and making 'Im a real fairy' videos. What keeps you guys posting are the people making the same content as yours bullying you.♡

- He likes your hands. He'll always rub it or hold it tightly like your gonna leave him when your not.♡

- You guys love pissing Miu off by going to her and just being chaotic.♡

- His phone is filled with videos of you either bring clumsy or sleeping.♡

- When guys have a secret handshake.♡

- His wallpaper is this;

- You guys love the snow because of throwing snowballs and building snowforts or snowman.♡

- You guys do prank calls on people.♡

- When he's stress you like to kiss his forehead and tell him 'It'll all be ok.' It usually make lifts his mood.♡

- When you or Kokichi are far away from eachother you guys constantly message eachother.♡

- You guys have a squishy where one of you has to hide it and if the seeker found it he/she has to hide it next so the last hider would now have to find it.♡

- Should've said this sooner but oh well, you guys are the troublemaker type couple.♡

- Kokichi loves you very much and you do too.♡
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Sorry I haven't posted for like how many days again...Mental health has been kinda going down. I'm debating on wether I should or should not unpublish the NSFW alphabet chapter cause I feel disgusted but on the other hand I like that chapter cause I remembered how proud I was...how motivated I was...

I'm really sorry for being a bad author guys I love you and hope you guys enjoyed this and yea bye mwah 030

Update: Right now I unpublished the chapter and I want you guys to comment if you think I should post it again or just leave it in the drafts .