Kirby: Haiiiii! Author-Chan got lots and lots of images from goog!
Star: Google. It's G O O G L E, Kirby.
Kirby: Same thing.
Meta Knight: Anyway, Author-Chan has so many images saved, she decided to share them with you readers-
Fangirls: *T...
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Me: Wow, look at the tiny caterpillar!!! Aww!
Kirby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
King DDD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *Hides behind Kirby* You're the so called, 'Protector of Dreamland,' do somethin'!
Kirby: Nope! I am officially scared of them now! *Hides behind Star*
Star: Kirby. You fought a power-hungry warlock and you're scared of a bug.
Caterpillar: *Squeaky voice* Hey!
Star: What is your catergory then?
Caterpillar: ... A... bug.
Kirby: SEE HE'S EVIL! *Gets guns*
Star: KIRBY HOW IN NOVA DID YOU GET A HOLD OF THOSE THINGS?! *About to murder the person who even let Kirby glimpse at these contraptions*
Kirby: No one...
Shadow Kirby: It was, Morpho Knight, Galacta Knight and Dark Meta Knight. They were in Castle DDD and King DDD was showing off his collections and- oh... I think I should stop talking...
Star: No, continue. I plead you to do so...
Me: Three people are dying tonight and I'm not one of them. Kirby put that gun away. I might not like bugs but I don't go around killing them. If I did Earth would be a dead planet. Partly because I would miss my target...
~Timeskip~
Star: If I see another gun near Kirby... even if it is three lightyears away, you will meet your death beds early.
Kirby: But they look so fun!
Me: Oh nova...
Star: I'm done. Skyla can start lecturing him now.
Skyla: KIRBY DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING NEAR THOSE GUNS! DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THEY ARE? YOU MIGHT BE THE STRONGEST WARRIOR IN THE GALAXY-
Me: Star is.
Skyla: WHATEVER. YOU MIGHT HAVE DEFEATED A TRILLION MONSTERS, BUT YOU ARE STILL A CHILD AND WILL NEVER GO NEAR ANOTHER GUN FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE!
Lila: Skyla stop shouting. I'm getting a Zutsū...
Skyla: I don't know how Star inherited anything from you or your husband. Honestly, you're both too soft.
Lila: *Triggered* Do you want to say that again, Koibito?
