You Aren't Donkey! A Shrek x Trump Fanfiction

Chapter 1

Shrek was standing out in the cold rain, fair away from his swamp. He decided to give up and lay down on the wet road, hoping a car would come and run him over. Unfortunately that didn't happen.

-After two hours of laying in the rain that was ABSOLUTELY POURING DOWN-

Shrek skin was like your fingers after getting out of the tub except it was all over his DISGUSTING ogre flesh. He looked like a dried grape. He had also swallowed so much rain water that he was about to drown. Then all of a sudden the rain stopped.

"China."

Shrek spit out the water in his mouth dramatically. He then turned to see...

Trump-kun!

"Donkey?!"

"Donkeys are some of the greatest animals i'd say. Hmm yes.. very... great creatures."

"You aren't donkey!"

Shrek then proceeded to pull out an AK-47 and shoot Trump-kun.

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End of chapter 1
Is Trump-kun dead?
Will Shrek ever find donkey?
Will god ever forgive me for this?

Tune in next time to find out!