Hours after Shrek left ikea it was dark but shrek had only made it out of the ikea parking lot because he was still walking in slow motion.
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"Need a ride?" *aggressive lip smacking following the sentence*
*very dramatic and over exaggerated (but still cute) gasp comes from Shrek's mouth*
yes it is true. inside the car was the thought to be deceased Trump-kun!
Shrek has a heart attack.
Shrek gets up after a couple seconds.
"I ThOUghT i gOT riD Of u, U dECAyiNg ORaNge!"
"lol u thought"
"what r u doing here?!"
"i luv u"
Shrek then proceeded to take out another AK-47.
"China-"
Trump was dead...again.
His car was fine tho
So Shrek pick Trump-kun's body in the truck and stole his car
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End of chapter 3
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You Aren't Donkey! A Shrek x Trump Fanfiction
FanficShrek x Trump 😱😱😱 WARNING: very emotional 😪🥀 (you WILL sob hysterically)
