You Aren't Donkey! A Shrek x Trump Fanfiction

Chapter 2

After killing Trump-kun , Shrek decided to stop drowning in the rain water and actually get up and find donkey.

"There is only one place i can think of where donkey might be..." Shrek thought.

"The local ikea"

Shrek waddled on down to the local ikea. Last time he went here, he got lost in the play area. But donkey wouldn't go there, he would go to get meatballs. As Shrek finally got to the meatballs after hours of wondering the many floors and areas of ikea. As he waddled up to the counter he saw some weird frog thing with a banjo singing. (Kermit)

"Someday we'll find it"

"Have you seen donkey?"

"the rainbow connection"

"HAVe YoU sEen DONKey?!"

"the lovers, the dreamers"

Shrek then proceeds to pull out his AK-47

"and-"

Kermit was dead.

Shrek then put on sunglasses and walked out of the ikea in slow motion like a badass movie scene. Imagine the ikea exploding behind Shrek also in slow motion because it would be 10x more cooler than Shrek just walking out of an ikea with sunglasses on.

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End of chapter 2
Donkey was not at the local ikea 😔
Where will Shrek go next?
What does Trump have to do with this story? Isn't he dead or something?

lol i'm