Headcanons

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*Will be written very badly*

Hank - nonbinary and uses they/he, gay, also ace (canon), is completely chill at their friends but doesnt rly trust others that much, tallest out of the 4 (canon), british haha brit hank, likes to brush his hand on 2bdamned's hair idk, stims, falls for deimos' deez nut jokes

Sanford - can eat spicy stuff woah (canon), transgender, uses he/they/it, laughs at deimos' deez nut jokes

Deimos - shortest between the 4 (canon), is kinda like a loud person, has sharp teeth from his brother who is not actually his brother, bisexual and trans, uses he/they, listens to both hyperpop and heavymetal, makes deez nut jokes

2BDamned - boomer 100% /hj, if grouped with hank sanford and deimos he'd be the 2nd shortest. He stand up when he watches tv lmao, is into scenecore hehe, he/him, has a mohawk (canon???), doesnt know what deez nut jokes are

Jebus - he/him gay, actually has wings but hides them, also has sharp teeth cuz yeahhhhh, he def plays the electric guitar and is REALLY good at it

Tricky/Hofnarr - half of the time he doesnt take things seriously i guess, is also a loud person cuz yeah, he has paws idk, stims, tricky was hofnarr's clown oc lol, kidcore and clowncore, teeth arent that sharp, pansexual and trans, he/it/clown

Auditor - agender also and uses it/they, drinks a chocco milkie, frickin loves sweets, is actually a really cool dude when you get to know them (yeeaahhh), kidcore ig, can shapeshift lol

Phobos - homophobic (sorry phobos lovers LMAO) but sometimes he says gay jokes because yes, dog person, sharp teeth, smokes, probably listens to poppy

Sheriff - homophobic AND homosexual, idk hes a stupid lil dumb dumb but hes cool too

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(If your ship isn't here it's fine, these are just the ones I ship, you can request any ship in the request chapter)
Ships:

SanMos - sanford is a shy top and deimos is a dominant bottom, deimos' horny level is higher than sanford's lmao, both fluffy and smut(ty) and angsty relationship because uh uh uh uh

2bHank - hank brush 2b's mohawk lol, hank may be tall but 2b is top fight me, horny levels are both low and even idk, more of a fluff than a smut type of relationship IDRK

TrickJeb - past relationship is fluffy, present relationship is both fluffy and angsty haha cry about it

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