It was 8:01 and you were pretty close to calling the manager of the houses when he invites you in by tapping your upper plump lip dominantly, you walk in to find what seems to be his little sibling. "do you want a beg of ket?" in which you reply "maybe later, you're looking quite peng tonight". The toddler walks up to you and says "SUBSCRIBE TO LIGHTLY SALTED NUTS https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJglLvdrugR84Kf61AkDJA" to which they then exclaim that they think your a transvestite. To which you get out your ballpoint pen and stab the toddler saying "MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE EPIC CONTENT". Kai helps you chef em up and you boot the little scrote out the window. "Right shall we go then?" he says cutely (uwu) and you are greeted by a F1 tornado which rips apart the house with the mum inside it, kai says he was alright with it because she kept nicking his tabs. So after 5 hours off puffin stigs they flew into the suN (uwu I'd fuck him)
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