Donald Trump x Reader

Chapter 4

authors note: I have not yet given up on this fic as it is my dear baby.

Donald Trump stared at me with the chestnuts on the chestnut tree hanging over us, creating little spots of shades. "Well, Y/N, as you know.. I am the president of this fine, fine, country known as, the United States of America. As your president of this *amazing* country.. I would like to confess my love to you." Trump got down on one knee shakily. "Y/N, would you be my sexy hot girlfriend?" Suddenly a chestnut fell off the tree and hit him right in the middle of the head. Blood started going everywhere and I just had to sit there and take it all in.

"What the fuck has my life come to?" I asked myself, as I walked over to be closer to the orange tanned he-bitch. I lightly kicked him with my foot. He was out like a light. "Man, maybe if he wasn't homophobic that chestnut wouldn't have hit him.. Oh well, I was gonna reject him anyway haha." I said, walking off while eating a chestnut.

3rd Person

"THIS IS YOUR SATURDAY MORNING NEWS ON BAY NEWS 9. Donald Trump has been seen at a local highschool trying to get with a highschool girl. While he was confessing he was hit with a brown chestnut and knocked unconscious. We have this girl he was trying to confess to right up here on stage with us! So Y/N, how's it feel to have the president want to get with you?" The News Reporter asked Y/N. 

"I've never wanted to shoot myself in the head more." Y/N replied. "Well that's certainly gonna get us banned from air. Anyways, thanks for being up here with us, have a nice day." The news reporter said, picking up Y/N and throwing her out the door.

Y/N sat on the concrete as she looked up she saw a familiar fat man with a weirdly shaped spine, and orange skin. "Y/N!!!!!" Trump yelled, running to Y/N. "What do you want you nasty fucking bitch?" Y/N asked. 

"That made me kind of horny, Y/N." Donald replied. "Anyways, I wanted to let you know the election is coming up and I was gonna ask if you wanted to be my campaign partner?" Trump asked Y/N. 

"Uh, how much money am I getting?" she asked. "A small load of 6 million dollars and if you want any more I'll make sure to give you how ever much you want. AMERICA IS A FINE COUNTRY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEBT. NOT AT ALL! 

"Okay I'm in, I'll do whatever you want." Y/N replied. "Whatever, you say?" Trump said, his face distorting into a winky face you'd make on your computer.

Y/N shook their head in disbelief. "I'm not gonna turn into one of your trafficking victims though." Then she proceeded to hit him on the top of the head with a chestnut.

Monokuma Theatre Ripoff Section

(y/n has strange dreams).

Y/N deepthroats Trump-kun while batting her long eyelashes.

THE END OF MONOKUMA THEATRE RIPOFF SECTION.

I jerk awake covered in cold sweat all over my body. That was a literal NIGHTMARE. Geez, thank god I'm not a republican otherwise I'd be very horny right now.

short chapter but pls enjoy nonetheless because we stan y/n and your not-so-longer-president tr*mp. kidding about the stanning tr*mp part hahahaha

everyday i pray that i wont go to hell for this, but oh well.