Donald Trump x Reader

Chapter 5

hello BITCHES its only been like 1 hour but I have another chapter to post

i have been listening to the same song on loop for over an hour. :)

Going back to school after that dream was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done. Not only was that a sex dream, it was a sex dream with an orange whose spine is always at a 50 degree angle. I wonder if I punched him in the stomach if it would straighten out.

"OH Y/N!" I heard a familiar voice say.

I sigh. What could he possibly want? "What do you want, Trump?"

"I divorced Melania so no one could get in the way of our perfect relationship!"

"Cool. Well, I'm headed off to my next class so cya later, you fat skank." I made a peace sign and was about to walk away when a basketball-sized hand latched onto my shoulder like some sort of tentacle. Of course it's Trump again.

I turned around and he immediately spat in my face, spewing out weird sexual remarks. He was sobbing like some stupid ugly baby.

"Y/n, please don't leave for class. I can't go half a period without seeing you. Everytime I see you I just wanna jerk off and-"

"Please, for the love of jesus christ, stop jerking off in front of me. It makes me wanna go home and cry." I told him, and started walking off.

"Y/N! PLEASE DON'T GO!!!" I heard the fat orange yell at me.

A perfectly timed school assembly in the gym happened today. It was about chestnut safety, or something like that. Probably paid for by Trump. Suddenly I saw Donald J Trump getting up from one of the bleachers and walked to the microphone. Well that's a coincidence. (He was trying to run but that fat motherfucker can't get anywhere.)

He tapped on the microphone and cleared his throat. "Good day America, I am here in this fine fine high school gym. I have something I would like to say, to a special someone in my life. Y/N... I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU." he shouted. I got so embarrassed I almost threw up, what is this whore thinking?

"What the fuck, this isn't a disney movie." Someone said

"For real, this is our president? AND HE'S RUNNING AGAIN. He's gotta be brain dead."

"Y/N you will always be in my head, and I hope I will always be in your's."

"YOU'LL NEVER BE IN MY HEART, YOU'RE IN MY NIGHTMARES YOU FAT BITCH!" I yelled across the gym. I had to put my entire heart and soul into this. This fanfic is only 8 minutes with 4 chapters. Everyone applauded me. "Hey Y/N." the hot and sexy author, @SizzlingEggs on twitter said to me.

@Excilerate_ on twitter (true author) (I'm writing this you dumb whore) looked at what was happening and got mad. They wondered why they couldn't also be a part of this love triangle. But that was because this would be a love square and not a love triangle bitch who can't pass math class.

It's true.

"Uh hello ugly classmate that I have never seen before in my life."

@Xcsilerate on twitter runs off and is never to be heard from or seen again. They're probably drawing catboys in their room. Or turning their favorite characters into furries.

"So @SizzlingEggs, what do you like to do for fun?" I like this person, they are very hot, and cool, and very smart, and very sexy, and very strong, and very tall. They're only 4'9 but who's counting? They had very sexy brown hair and a very sexy hoodie green hoodie. Overall they were very sexy if you asked me. Sexy in the ugliest way possible. Just kidding haha! Not kidding, I'm very serious.

Suddenly the light on the gym fell right on top of @SizzlingEggs and they died, but lucky for them, they are half demon half angel half zombie half robot half god half devil half anime girl half anime boy half hated child half baddie half baldie half princess half Light Yagami half inkling half octoling half salmonid half identity v character half genshin archon and a raging homosexual and trans. Clearly they are very strong.

"Don't worry Y/N, I am okay."

Time skip sponsored by WOMEN'S BOOBS DN

(Deez Nuts)

I was sitting on the Chestnut tree when Donald Trump walked up to me"I hope you liked my speech Y/N..." Donald Trump said.

"I hated it you dumb fat fuck."

"Anyways Y/N.. The first campaign is today, it's in Tusla. We are going to need to get another date just to fill in all the people!"

I nodded very slowly. "How much do I get paid though?"

"Oh! Not much at all... Probably like 2 billion dollars? I have a lot of money because I overtax people."

"SWEET! I'LL TAKE IT!" I am never going to have to work a day in my life with 2 billion dollars. And then I can buy all the strippers I want, it will be wonderful. I will be the new Bill Gates.

"Oh Y/N!" @SizzlingEggs on twitter yelled out.

"Hello! Beautiful." I yelled back.

"Y/N... who is this faggot?" Trump growled.

"Oh, Trump, this is @SizzlingEggs on twitter. They're very hot. Also don't call people slurs, you cishet orange man." I replied, smacking him with a pole I pulled directly out of the ground because of my super amazing strength.

"IT- IT'S WHO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH?!" he sobbed ugly tears because he is very ugly.

"No Donald Trump, we have not made it official yet."

"H-How.. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME Y/N?" He screamed and ran off. What a fat fucking crybaby.

btw both authors are gay and trans dont cancel us for saying the f slur im so srry