Bacon x reader smut 😩

unfair.

What a fuckin idiot. 

How the fuck am I supposed to win a stupid round of brickbattle if all i have for teammates is an AFK slender, and a fucking bacon hair?

I climbed to the top of our blue tower, scanning for any suspicious activity down below. Doomspire is easy, and thats why i like it so much! These days the best players that join the game are little angry nine year olds calling hax whenever they get killed. I love it. Call me a spam killer but it sure gives me my dopamine...

Now this player was exceptionally good. Dangit. 

I heard a loud noise and looked over to see a player launching by a bomb from yellow to blue. Our tower. 

"Yeah well we can't have that, can we." I muttered under my breath before jumping down from the ledge to the first, half damaged floor.

 Before the guy could do anymore, I rolled the bomb he placed down off the building before it could explode. We immediately got into a wild sword fight, dodging and gashing. I suppose he got a little too flustered, because he lost his step while jumping and dodging so he fell off the map. 

"Never mind, maybe not that good after all."