...what
There WHERE 3 intact towers. It was a fresh new game- 30 minutes before it started... usually games like these take hours.
Yet once I finished killing that guy, I returned up to the deck only to find 2 towers in the process of collapsing. No wait... bit to the right...
The towers where now completely decimated.
I thought that dumb slender was finished taking his fucking bathroom break or something, but when the dust cleared, all i could see was the bacon hair noob.
I ran walked right up to him across the connected bridge, which was pretty dangerous considering it lost two of its supporters.
"What the fuck was that?"
The bacon tilted his head.
"There is no, FUCKIN way you took out to fucking towers in the span of two FUCKING minutes.
He said nothing.
"Not without some fucking exploits!"
Very, very fuckin quickly, the bacon punched me in the stomach so I was knocked to the ground, out of its way, inches away from the void. He then across to the final tower.
Well, that seemed to signify a lot of things...
1. I should lay off the F words.
2. I really shouldn't "annoy him" by confronting him over winning. Ok... i'll take that...
3. He's not hacker shit. Alright, that was a bitch moment. I'll take that too.
Pathetically caughing up spit, trying to get up whilst holding my now bruised stomach, i sprinted towards the last tower too. My ribs aching all the way. Man that was... powerful... still can't believe it's from a noob though. Explots exploits exploits EXPLOITS-
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