This is actually so dead, three exams in one day?! At least I am a genius and the rest of these losers can't study to save their lives! As I saunter to school, listening to the top ten SpongeBob songs on YouTube, I sense an annoying presence approaching. "Heyyyyyyy Y/N watchaaa doing," my stalker chirps. Swiftly, I turn around and release my pent up rage, annoyance and disturbance: "That's it! This is the line and you have absolutely obliterated it. Wallahi imma fly kick you if you come near me. This isn't cute, or sexy or quirky it's plain creepy!!!" I bellow.
"Aww what's the matter," they say sadistically "let's have some fun." Simultaneously, they smack my back as if we were blood brothers. However, that psycho shattered the thin ice they were on when their clammy palms grazed the Yugioh cards in my backpack. Enraged and exasperated, vexed and visceral I unleashed a flurry of blinding, beckoning, bone shattering uppercuts. My knuckles bled a crimson magma, so I knew the job was done. I headed towards school and aced all my tests. That stalker never bothered me again...
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