Chapter 1

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"RIVER JAMES SCHMIDT WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANCAKES I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO EAT THEM I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BUT A BULLET YOUR EYES THAT GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR NONE EXISTENT BRAIN"I scream at the top my lungs in one breathe an...

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"RIVER JAMES SCHMIDT WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANCAKES I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO EAT THEM I WILL NOT HESITATE TO BUT A BULLET YOUR EYES THAT GOES STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR NONE EXISTENT BRAIN"I scream at the top my lungs in one breathe and when I finally see that little fucker come through the kitchen door scared shitless and as pale as ghost , Maddy, Bailey, IAndy(Miranda) and Ida start full on laughing at my twins ever so subtle reaction .while Karl starts recording our interaction and trying to hold back his own laugh .Leon , Cole, Seth ,Danny and sammie are betting how long It takes me to blow up and break rivs nose for the second time this month and five year old apollo is shouting at me to punch I'm in his Crown Jewels , GOD that kid spends to much time with me he's starting to sound like me buts that's ok who wouldn't what to be me , ME that's who , don't get me wrong have the best family ever and I love them even if most of them aren't blood related they have been the best I could of ever ask for but no Matter what I do I feel like there's something missing, I don't know maybe I'm just an ungrateful bitch

" Mimi ,ok I can explain I didn't know that the pancakes were yours believe if I did I wouldn't go into ten foot radius of them , I'm not stupid and can't afford any more broken noses or I wouldn't be able to breathe by the time I'm 20"he pleaded and looking at me hopefully so I decide to walk away towards the dining table and not break his nose ,well not yet aleast ,it really depends an how the day goes on
As soon as I sit down I get hit by question
"WHAT NO I BET 1000 THAT YOU WOULD BREAK HIS NOES"leon says haha to bad
" HAHA YOU OWE US 1000 FUCKING EUROS" Seth say triumphantly
"ugghhh here yee go motherfuckers" he reply's handing each of my brothers a 1000 euro , I kinda feel I did just cost 4000 euros ,HAHAH JK no I don't he needed to be knocked down few pegs

"Prinzessin(princess) ,Danny ,riv, Sam theirs a race tonight at the track apparently the Italian mafia is in town and I want to show them the best the Germans got ok , I believe in yee my teufel(devils)"

"YASSSSS i havent had a proper race in over 6 months and I need to blow off some steam Because I did punch my dear bro riv" I stand up excusing me to my bedroom to "homework " like come I'm on of the smartest people in the world and yet Ida and Karl insest that I got to school .saying and I quote " we just want you to have a normal life" Hahahahha me normal life ,have they fuckin met me theirs nothing normal in my life and school doesn't change that

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