dun stick ur tongue out when bieking

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Because I watch too much yowapeda, my mom noticed it... that I...

seriously need to calm the fuck down.

So she planned to take us to a park and rIDE BIKES YES

I was screeching like a cat at home, saying "LET'S RIDE BIKES LET'S RIDE BIKES OH GOD BIKES PLEASE I WANNA RIDE" almost like everyday so eventually... it happened. :V

So yeah when I was riding the bike, opening your mouth is actually FUCKING DEHYDRATING

JUST MERELY OPENING YOUR MOUTH

SO I DON'T KNOW HOW SHINKAI, MIDOUSUJI, AND MACHIMIYA CAN KEEP THEIR TONGUES OUT WHEN BIKING 'CAUSE IT'S LITERALLY DEHYDRATING

yeah they have water bottles bUT I DON'T SEE THEM USING IT AFTER STICKING OUT THEIR TONGUES

I MEAN IMAGINE YOU'RE MOVING FORWARD OF COURSE THE WIND IS PASSING THROUGH

AND YOU GOTTA FIGHT THAT WIND RESISTANCE

YOU GOTTA SLICE THORUGH THAT FUCKING WIND

SO OPENING YOUR MOUTH AND ALWAYS STICKING OUT THAT WIGGLY TONGUE IS..

I DON'T KNOW, MAN.

THE WIND... GOING INTO YOUR MOUTH.... PLUS THE TONGUE...

LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN

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