Arakita: FUKU-CHAN! MANAMI THREW A CAT!
Fuku: what are you talking about?
Arakita: I MEAN HE LITERALLY THREW A CAT IN THE SKY I--
Shinkai: yo~ you looked panicked, Arakita-san~ what seems to be the pro--
Arakita: THAT FUCKING WONDER BOY JUST THREW A CAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL!!!!
Shinkai: *pupils gradually dilated*
Arakita: ...Shin-chan?
Shinkai: who threw... a cat?
Arakita: ((oh god, I think I have unleashed--))
Shinkai: WHO THREW A CAT?!
Arakita: M-MANAMI! MANAMI! MANAM--
Manami: you called?
Arakita: OH MY FUCKING GOD ((why did this motherfucker showed up he's gonna get killed!))
Manami: hm? Arakita-san?
Shinkai: you threw a cat? <<is against animal abuse because you know~
Manami: yes, it scratched my face so I impulsively tossed it!
Arakita: ((he calls that an impulse oh god bless this child his life is in danger R.I.P. fushigi-kun))
Manami: *chortles*
Shinkai: do you even know what you're doing?! Throwing animals like it was--
Manami: nope! [still looking innocent and oblivious to his sin]
Arakita: MANAMI DON'T--
Shinkai: *swifts towards Manami and strangles him*
Arakita: SHINKAI NOOOOO OHMYFUCKINGGOD FUKU-CHAN DO SOMETHING
Fuku: *sleeps on the floor*
Arakita: HAAAAA??!!! HE REALLY DID SOMETHING
Toudou: WOAH, MAN! I JUST HAD SEX WHAT'S UP
And then Arakita-san woke up heavily breathing and sweating hard as if he was training for one month straight. It was just a dream... well, a nightmare to him... a nightmare that feels so real he might die. Thanks to Manami, who woke him up by whispering to his ear "God is not even real." repeatedly.
But of course, Arakita didn't get it because he just woke up. He had too much bepsi last night and slept immediately.
So kids, make sure to digest properly before sleeping. :D
