[The screen shows McQueen, covered with little bits of cactus around him, as he and the team continues pulling Bessie along the road, while "Find Yourself" is playing.]
Lightning McQueen: Turn right to go left. Guess what. I tried it. You know what? This crazy thing happened... I went right!
Lizzie: You keep talking to yourself, people'll think you're crazy!
Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip.
Lizzie: What? I wasn't talking to you!
[Then the screen shows Luigi and Guido as they decorate their store, with helping them. Luigi is cleaning the windows from inside while are cleaning the windows from outside, while Guido is holding two rollers dipped in green paint from two trays and paints the wall beneath the windows. Sally then comes to them.]
Sally Carrera: Oh, Guido, è bellissimo!
Guido: Che cosa?
Sally Carrera: It looks great! This is great!
Guido: Ti place, eh? Si, si, bellissimo.
[Luigi then comes out, happy on Sally's comments. Meanwhile, Mater uses his hook to get the "Tow Mater Towing & Salvage" sign upright while and watch him.]
Tow Mater: [grunts as he pulls his sign upright, then farts] Oh, Lord. [Then the sign tilts to the other side. Mater laughs] Huh?
Sheriff: Mater! I need you to watch the prisoner tonight.
Tow Mater: Well, Dad Gum! Wait a minute. What if he tries to run again?
Sheriff: Just let him run outta gas and tow him on back. But keep an eye on him.
Tow Mater: Yes, sir! [closes one eye, and keeps the other open] Unh!
[Sheriff sighs and drives away]
Lightning McQueen: While We're stuck here paving this stinking road, chick's in california schmoozing Dinoco. Our Dinoco. [feels something] WHOA WHOA WHOA! Who's touching me?! [Guido then pops up beside him. He was spinning each of McQueen's tires to get the cactus bits off them, and uses a spray can on the tires.]
Luigi: You have a slow leak. Guido, he fix. You make a such a nice new road. You come to my shop. Luigi take a good care of you. Even though you not a Ferrari. [to McQueen] You buy four tires, I give you a full size spare absolutely free!
Lightning McQueen: Look, I get all my tires for free.
Luigi: [chuckles and gasps] I like your style, eh? You drive the hard bargain. Okay, Luigi make you a new deal. You buy one tire, I give you three for free! [The screen shows Sally watching them, then she turns around to see Flo amazed with Ramone cleaning a fence around a house beside Ramone's House of Body Art.]
Flo: Aw... Would you look at that! Ramone, Ramone.
Ramone: [chuckles]
Luigi: Then Luigi make you a new deal.
[Sally Carrera then looks towards Red cleaning the Leaning Tower of Tires with his water, while McQueen and Luigi continue talking.]
Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no. Deal me out. Pass. No, thank you. [The screen then shows McQueen, Luigi, Guido.]
Luigi: No, no, no, no, no. This is it, my last offer. You buy one tire, I give you 7-a snow tire for all free! Done. You interested, you call me. You know where I am.
[Luigi and Guido then leave. McQueen exhales deeply. Suddenly, a burst of water is shot out at McQueen, causing most of the cactus pieces on him to come off.]
Lightning McQueen: Stop! Let me--! [Then the water stops, as McQueen coughs. The screen then turns around to show Sally Carrera and Red, who was shooting water at McQueen to get him clean.]
Sally Carrera: [noticing a cactus piece on McQueen's hood] Oh, Red! You missed a spot, see it right there? On the hood right there.
Lightning McQueen: No, no!
[Red then starts shooting water at McQueen again, struggling to get the cactus piece off McQueen's hood.]
Lightning McQueen: NO! Stop! Stop! That cold! Help! Please stop! [Finally, the cactus piece comes off, and Red stops. McQueen coughs and sputters]
Sally Carrera: Thanks, Red. [Red then leaves.]
Lucky: What was that for?!
Sally Carrera: Do y'all wanna stay at the Cozy Cone or what?
Lightning McQueen: Huh?Sally Carrera: And if you do, you gotta be clean. 'Cause even here in hillibilly hell we have standards.
Lightning McQueen: What, I--? I don't get it.
Sally Carrera: Nothing I just thought I'd say thank you for doing a great job. So I thought I'd let you stay with me. I mean, not with me! But there. Not with me there, but there in your own Cozy Cone. And I'd be in my cone, and it's...
Two-Tone: Wait. Wait, you're being nice to him.
Sally Carrera: I mean if y'all want to stay at the dirty impound, that's, that's fine. You know, I understand y'all criminal types.
Lightning McQueen: No, no, no, no. That's okay. Yeah, the Cozy Cone. [looks at the Cozy Cone Motel]
Sally Carrera: Eu, it's newly refurbished.
Lightning McQueen: [chuckles] Yeah, it's like a clever little twist the motel's made out of caution cones, which, of course, cars usually try to avoid, now we're gonna stay in them. [chuckles] That's funny.
Sally Carrera: Figure that all out on your own, did you? [reverses and turns around, drives back to the motel] Cone number one and Cone number two, if you want.
Lightning McQueen: [groans and notices a tattoo on Sally Carrera's back] Hey, do I spy a little pinstriping tattoo back there?
Sally Carrera: OH! [turns around and giggles, then reverses] That's just a-- [bumps into a pile of cones, with one on her roof] OH! [McQueen, The team and Sally started laughing] Oh, You saw that? [giggles] Yeah! Just gonna be going. [reverses to the door of the building] Gonna... [the cone on her roof comes off as it hits the door] Yeah. [McQueen then grins. The screen then zooms out to show Mater next to them.]
Tow Mater: [McQueen and the group gasps as Mater starts talking] Ya know, I once knew this girl doreen. Good-lookin' girl! Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck! Ya know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her!
Lightning McQueen & the group: What are you talking about?
Tow Mater: I don't know. Hey, I know somethin' we can do tonight, 'cause I'm in charge of watchin' y'all!
Lightning McQueen: No, Mater, We gotta finish this road, and We have to get out of here.
Tow Mater: Well, that's all right, Mr. I Can't Turn On Dirt. You probably couldn't handle it anyway.
Lightning McQueen: Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater. You know who you're talking to? This is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.
Wallace: What's it gonna be?
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101 Dalmatians: Cars 1
AdventureThis is a adventure where Wallace, The pups and Spot (Including Woofster, Cindy and Emily) are meeting lightning mcqueen once again. They once tried to meet him once but they got lost in the mall so they got chance to meet him again. Lightning, The...
