So I have 5 ideas for my oneshots but whenever I try to write I can't. I'm trying really hard to update. And I had in mind that I should update 2 times a week. But I have spent my whole week procrastinating so I have nothing done. And it sucks. So yeah. Now this is not particularly Larry chapter but this is what I have rn. So enjoy!
The fucking Gayz that fuck
Neil: Where the fuck are you all? I am hungry and no one is home.
Lewis: What the fuck do you want? And tf do you mean 'No one is home' I'm in my room you blind fuck
Zayniepoo: Can ya'll shut the fuck up? Someone likes to sleep.
Neil: Why the fuck are you sleeping? It's 1 in the afternoon.
Zayniepoo: Bitch I'm in LA, its night here.
Neil: *gasps* How dare you call me bitch, you hoe.
Zayniepoo: Bitch I-
The spoon: Can you guys calm down?
Neil: Yeah, that hoe started it.
Zayniepoo: You were the one who called me bitch!
Horton: Guys please stop swearing. xx-H
Lewis: Hazza! Where are you? You left me all alone with this Neil's fucking dramatic ass.
Neil: Hey! Leave my ass out of this.
Horton: 1. I am at Gucci store. You want to be here with me? I don't think so. 2. Stop swearing.
Neil: This doesn't change the fact that I'm still hungry and no one is home!!!
Lewis: I told you that I'm home.
Neil: Yeah, but you can't cook so you are of no use for me.
Lewis: Bitch I can cook. Thank you.
Neil: Oh please, that pancakes says otherwise.
The spoon: Stop fighting and swearing. I'll be home soon, I'll make you something.
Zayniepoo: Great. Now all of you shut the fuck up and let me sleep.
Lewis: Or what? You will leave the band.
Neil: Noooooooo!
Zayniepoo: At least I'm not on "18 months" break.
Neil: Nooooooo, don't go there. My small heart can't take it.
Zayniepoo: Bitch you are more dramatic than Louis.
Neil: Ha! See Lewis. I'm more dramatic.
Lewis: I swear to god, I will throw all your food away. Don't make me do that.
Neil: Huh?! No what are you talking about Zayn? Of course Louis is more dramatic. He is my fav member of one direction too.
Lewis: That's better.
Horton: Guys. Choose
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