Timeskip (4 years later when they're all in college + legal age to drink bc im the author and I make the rules here 😎)
"Drink up! Drink up!" A very drunk Yujin called out. They were at a bar because unfortunately Hyewon was found cheating on Eunbi with cake-
Lmao jk
They were there because the maknaes just turned legal to drink
"Why am I here again" Minjoo asked herself due to too much confusion and braincell lost
"Because your baby-tiger-pomeranian-radish-fairy-kimchaewon is here, duh" Chaewon sarcastically said while rolling her eyes bc shes fab (sorry I only speak facts)
"Long ass nickname but okay" Minjoo replied while sipping on grape juice bc she had to drive home or they're all sleeping in the streets tonight or jailed up bc they have a drunk driver (ofc they needed the clean record so nvm on drunk driving + Minjoo is the only one with braincells at the moment while the others are drinking their asses off)
"Chae, just don't drink too much okay?" Minjoo said
"Huh? Which one?" Chaeyeon asked
"my gIrLFriENd, chaeWON"
"Oh okay bye bish" Chaeyeon said before walking over to Sakura to flirt bc chaekkura superior 😌
Chaewon was too drunk and she started blabbering nonsense, she really should stop hanging around Yena and Yujin. They're decreasing her iq.
"Am I really about to carry this drunk baby-tiger-pomeranian-radish-fairy-kimchaewon to the car? Yes, yes I am indeed." Minjoo said before lifting her girlfriend off the counter, yes counter because ahem SOMEONE was totally not standing on the counter and yelled "kIm MinJOo iS My WiFeEEe"
Chile anyways so where were we again? Ah yes, Minjoo was carrying Chaewon back to the car bc Chaewon was totally not abt to roundhouse kick some bitches
Once they arrived at the car, Minjoo forgot to take her keys!
jk
Minjoo took out the car keys because she asked Eunbi for them bc ✨ braincells ✨
Minjoo unlocked the car doors, and since it was automatic top-quality-car, the doors automatically opens cuz its expensive lol
She dropkicked- excuse me DROPPED Chaewon somewhere in the back seat bc that car was big as hell so it was like a ton of shelves and you just never know which item you put in which shelf.
She was about to go back to the bar but Chaewon called for her. "Yes, what?" Minjoo replied
"Stay"
"I need to get the other members though"
"Idc just stayyyy~ pweaseee" Chaewon whines
"Okay okay stop acting like a child, its too cute for my weak heart :("
Dw Minjoo does not have any disease shes healthy okay
"Hihi, Minjoo I wuv uuuuu~"
Minjoo heart attack x999999 (dont mind me if I just... *plays Heart Attack by Chuu* YOU ATTACK MY HEART, YOU ATTACK MY HEARTTTTT"
P.S. this was totally not written at 3 am where I am losing my mind after drinking a large cup of latte a few hours ago and totally did not inhale crack yall
"ShosrgievsruUfeisbsksdYFIfauegisgsis"
"Minjoo r u mentally ok rn, I am very concerned" Yuri asked since she was carrying Yena back to the car bc she passed out and she didnt drink that much
