rewritten version of parenthood.
❝Why didn't you tell us you were expecting?❞
❝Because the father is Chris!❞
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in other words, Chris is expecting the most unexpected but beautiful gift the world could give. a baby. with someone els...
acting weirdos single seb, my wife, and america's ass
my wife hey besties 🥰
single seb she's going to ask us for something
my wife that is so rude I just wanted to say hi to my besties
what do you want bestie 🥰
my wife the absolute disrespect I'm sensing right now... but so y'all wanna come and hang I will pay for food and drinks and you can sleep over if you want or whatever
Oh so she's lonely, I see
my wife don't act like you're not lonely either your house is literally empty
single seb I'm literally getting in the car, Han, you can stop crying about it now
my wife IM NOT CRYING
HAHAHAH OUTED BY YOUR LOVER LMAOOO
my wife We're not lovers lmao
single seb we're not lovers
that's suspicious... that's weird but I'll come too, I guess 🙄
america's ass I'll come too
single seb now THATS suspicious
america's ass HUH?
my wife dead silent until riley says she'll come that woman is secured !
america's ass I was actually taking a shit
NOW WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THAT
america's ass because if I said anything else you'd say I was being defensive 🙄
my wife okay grandpa's using emojis now ?
america's ass 😐😐😐
single seb oh my god let me get driving before I end up sitting here watch you guys hurt this poor man's feelings he was on the toilet, too 😭
nah that's low han, he's not a grandpa... sugar daddy-esque maybe ?
america's ass don't worry guys, I'll sit my ass at home 😐 Grandpa things, you know
NOOO DONT DO THAT pls join us 🥺
my wife I'm sorry, I take it back please join us Riley even sent the cute emoji don't make riley cry
america's ass only if my grandpa privileges mean I'm not on cleaning duty
my wife Whatever just get over here already ALL OF YOU I can hear seb pulling up outside
she knows the sound of his car I think someone's caught the love bug
my wife Are you done performing for us clown?
You will not see the pearly gates those lies of yours are piling up !
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my wife GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND GET OVER HERE DAMNIT
